MataHari

where are you...

beebee

Now.. that would be telling...

MataHari

he's avoiding me...just when I have a craving

The Dean

Went for a brain scan (and yes, I've heard all the jokes thanks so don't bother...........). Actually I didn't have the scan (thank you for asking all of you - I know you've been beside yourselves with worry..........)** - I found out I'm not yet a member of the work medical scheme and at SAR 2200 a pop, I'm not doing it until I'm SURE I can claim it back. My health or my money? No contest.....

(** = satire)

Why are you asking anyway? You only want me around to give you someone to hate. Anyway I've already replied to your Titty Thread, plus Cat Flap, and whatever......

MataHari

I want to get to know you a bit better...but maybe it's not such a good idea after all

beebee

Oh.. believe me.. it is

MataHari

oh lol...where ever I go there are you wubbing your little heart out to the guys...so you've had THE DEAN as well then...come on, tell me about it, is it because of you he has developed this tennis arm and is in pain...

beebee

oh.. I have only wubbed The Dean... there is no-one else

MataHari

oh right...I must have misunderstood...there's only one DEAN...

beebee

Oh heck.. you saying The Dean is someone else?

MataHari

oh, is that what people are saying...

beebee

not that I know of.. thought you knew?
I just find him a very intelligent and amusing poster!

MataHari

I know nothing...that's why

beebee

i probably know even less..

MataHari

never mind...he's probably not worth it...oh well, can't say I didn't try...back to normal now...