chinese sick leave
Dec 21st 2007, 2:45 pm
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chinese sick leave
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
Dec 21st 2007, 5:23 pm
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Re: chinese sick leave
batman...i'm in singapore at the mo...and you are still weird...
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Dec 21st 2007, 5:28 pm
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