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the bat Dec 21st 2007 2:45 pm

chinese sick leave
 
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'

Madam Medusa Dec 21st 2007 5:23 pm

Re: chinese sick leave
 
batman...i'm in singapore at the mo...and you are still weird...

MM, xx

the bat Dec 21st 2007 5:28 pm

Re: chinese sick leave
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5692963)
batman...i'm in singapore at the mo...and you are still weird...

MM, xx

in singapore, holiday, work or live?,
what do you mean still weird?.

Madam Medusa Dec 21st 2007 5:31 pm

Re: chinese sick leave
 

Originally Posted by the bat (Post 5692977)
in singapore, holiday, work or live?,
what do you mean still weird?.

i'm on hols...and i mean i don't get you...doesn't actually mean that's a bad thing btw...

MM, xx

the bat Dec 21st 2007 5:34 pm

Re: chinese sick leave
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5692994)
i'm on hols...and i mean i don't get you...doesn't actually mean that's a bad thing btw...

MM, xx

well have a nice holiday, you dont get me, how so?.

Madam Medusa Dec 21st 2007 5:37 pm

Re: chinese sick leave
 

Originally Posted by the bat (Post 5693005)
well have a nice holiday, you dont get me, how so?.

don't worry about it doll...

MM, xx


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