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Cheesey pick up lines..

Old Nov 8th 2010, 1:48 pm
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Cool Cheesey pick up lines..

because I'm bored (and maybe get some laughs..) lets hear 'em

i'll kick off with the sublime :

so do you come here often?
no I find it makes the floor very slippy.

and from Anchorman.umm something like
you have breathtaking hiney, i want to be friends with it

go on then

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Old Nov 9th 2010, 4:54 am
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Can I buy you breakfast?
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Old Nov 9th 2010, 1:48 pm
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I've been trying to think of one that didn't work for me- it's been ten minutes and I can't think of a single one. Sorry.
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Old Nov 10th 2010, 9:29 am
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As a good put down:

"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilized"
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Old Nov 11th 2010, 5:33 am
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does this smell of chloroform to you?
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Old Nov 11th 2010, 5:37 am
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A complete collection of masterful chat-up lines

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Old Nov 11th 2010, 6:09 am
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The worst one I have heard is "I may not be Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make your bed rock"
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Old Nov 13th 2010, 11:25 pm
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me: whas the wight of a polar bear
her: what? No clue
me: me neither..but its a great way to break the ice

uber fail...but harmless.
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