Cheesey pick up lines..
Nov 8th 2010, 1:48 pm
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Cheesey pick up lines..
because I'm bored (and maybe get some laughs..
) lets hear 'em
i'll kick off with the sublime :
so do you come here often?
no I find it makes the floor very slippy.
and from Anchorman.umm something like
you have breathtaking hiney, i want to be friends with it
go on then
) lets hear 'emi'll kick off with the sublime :
so do you come here often?
no I find it makes the floor very slippy.
and from Anchorman.umm something like
you have breathtaking hiney, i want to be friends with it
go on then
Last edited by weasel central; Nov 8th 2010 at 1:49 pm. Reason: i can't type
Nov 9th 2010, 4:54 am
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
Can I buy you breakfast?
Nov 9th 2010, 1:48 pm
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
I've been trying to think of one that didn't work for me- it's been ten minutes and I can't think of a single one. Sorry.
Nov 10th 2010, 9:29 am
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
As a good put down:
"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized"
"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized"
Nov 11th 2010, 5:33 am
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
does this smell of chloroform to you?
Nov 11th 2010, 5:37 am
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
A complete collection of masterful chat-up lines
Nov 11th 2010, 6:09 am
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
The worst one I have heard is "I may not be Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make your bed rock"
Nov 13th 2010, 11:25 pm
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Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
me: whas the wight of a polar bear
her: what? No clue
me: me neither..but its a great way to break the ice
uber fail...but harmless.
her: what? No clue
me: me neither..but its a great way to break the ice
uber fail...but harmless.
