Blond joke for today

Old Dec 5th 2007, 8:49 am
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come
over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished ?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box it's a tiger."

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax." Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then
....."

He sighed, "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in
the box."
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i don't see why this is funny...i've got that exact same puzzle but gave up after a couple of attempts...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
i don't see why this is funny...i've got that exact same puzzle but gave up after a couple of attempts...

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Huh hermmmmm why am i not surprised
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Huh hermmmmm why am i not surprised
cheeky mare...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
i don't see why this is funny...i've got that exact same puzzle but gave up after a couple of attempts...

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You should keep trying, or try the Chicken one, better to start with the simple one first and work your way up.
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cheeky mare...

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