A very young bird fell in the pool this morning. I spent 1.5 hours watching it dry out and then shooing it away before my cats could eviscerate it.

Its parents came to see it and everything. Felt like a park ranger 😉

You should be proud Ranger Al Dente.
In the last 24 hours we have saved two animal lives.

I'll courier over some spare halo polish to you.

You don't just use your own hero spit?

That, sir, sounds filthy.

I hadn't even considered it being taken that way.