BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
Sep 28th 2009, 4:02 am
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BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
Not sure which one I am....am still thinking, but it would be one of the following I reckon ....
The Tim Henman.
I only manage a semi, smack my balls around, perform terribly, and never come first.
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The Therapist:
I'm lying on my back crying while she pretends to be interested in me and gets paid £200 a session
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The Doggie:
I sit and beg while she plays dead
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and has anyone heard of 'The Commander' or 'Confucius' ??
You spend AED 1000 on the best looking girl in the bar, take her back to your place and .....suck her knob
Any other suggestions ?
The Tim Henman.
I only manage a semi, smack my balls around, perform terribly, and never come first.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Therapist:
I'm lying on my back crying while she pretends to be interested in me and gets paid £200 a session
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Doggie:
I sit and beg while she plays dead
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and has anyone heard of 'The Commander' or 'Confucius' ??
You spend AED 1000 on the best looking girl in the bar, take her back to your place and .....suck her knob
Any other suggestions ?
Sep 28th 2009, 4:28 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
Yea, the commander is worth a try, especially in Singapore
Sep 28th 2009, 4:51 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,
but for me it's always about what the lady wants
but for me it's always about what the lady wants
Sep 28th 2009, 6:58 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 6:59 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 7:34 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 7:48 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 7:50 am
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