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BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?

Old Sep 28th 2009, 4:02 am
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Default BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?

Not sure which one I am....am still thinking, but it would be one of the following I reckon ....

The Tim Henman.

I only manage a semi, smack my balls around, perform terribly, and never come first.

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The Therapist:

I'm lying on my back crying while she pretends to be interested in me and gets paid £200 a session

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The Doggie:

I sit and beg while she plays dead

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and has anyone heard of 'The Commander' or 'Confucius' ??

You spend AED 1000 on the best looking girl in the bar, take her back to your place and .....suck her knob

Any other suggestions ?
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 4:28 am
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Yea, the commander is worth a try, especially in Singapore
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 4:51 am
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Default Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?

I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 5:29 am
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Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy View Post
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants
a true Gentlemen
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 6:21 am
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Default Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?

Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy View Post
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants
Brad Pitt? Then what do you do ?
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 6:58 am
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Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy View Post
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants
why not reply on it ...whats wrong with a bit of a light hearted thread ?
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 6:59 am
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what a load of tosh !
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what a load of tosh !
isn't that what men should do? please their woman?
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 7:34 am
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isn't that what men should do? please their woman?
yes of course, but it was such a smarmy answer !
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yes of course, but it was such a smarmy answer !
no it wasn't it was honest
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 7:48 am
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no it wasn't it was honest
er, yes it was !
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 7:49 am
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er, yes it was !
I agree...made me cringe a little, and not in a nice way...
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
I agree...made me cringe a little, and not in a nice way...
especially as he looks like a paedo in his avitar !
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Old Sep 28th 2009, 7:52 am
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Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy View Post
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants
..and lets face it, she's more likely to do what the guy wants after.....lol
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..and lets face it, she's more likely to do what the guy wants after.....lol
so this is how you lot think then!
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