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BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 4:02 am

BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 
Not sure which one I am....am still thinking, but it would be one of the following I reckon ....

The Tim Henman.

I only manage a semi, smack my balls around, perform terribly, and never come first.

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The Therapist:

I'm lying on my back crying while she pretends to be interested in me and gets paid £200 a session

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The Doggie:

I sit and beg while she plays dead

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and has anyone heard of 'The Commander' or 'Confucius' ??

You spend AED 1000 on the best looking girl in the bar, take her back to your place and .....suck her knob :rofl:

Any other suggestions ?

commander Sep 28th 2009 4:28 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 
Yea, the commander is worth a try, especially in Singapore

Timmy Molloy - London Boy Sep 28th 2009 4:51 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants ;)

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 5:29 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7970380)
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants ;)

a true Gentlemen :wub:

MacScot Sep 28th 2009 6:21 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7970380)
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants ;)

Brad Pitt? Then what do you do ?

BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 6:58 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7970380)
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants ;)

why not reply on it ...whats wrong with a bit of a light hearted thread ?

BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 6:59 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7970416)
a true Gentlemen :wub:

what a load of tosh !

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 7:29 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7970550)
what a load of tosh !

isn't that what men should do? please their woman?

BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 7:34 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7970652)
isn't that what men should do? please their woman?

yes of course, but it was such a smarmy answer !

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 7:45 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7970663)
yes of course, but it was such a smarmy answer !

no it wasn't it was honest :)

BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 7:48 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7970684)
no it wasn't it was honest :)

er, yes it was !

MataHari Sep 28th 2009 7:49 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7970692)
er, yes it was !

I agree...made me cringe a little, and not in a nice way...

BangleMan Sep 28th 2009 7:50 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7970694)
I agree...made me cringe a little, and not in a nice way...

especially as he looks like a paedo in his avitar !

TGFKASE Sep 28th 2009 7:52 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7970380)
I cant believe I am replying to this thread,

but for me it's always about what the lady wants ;)

..and lets face it, she's more likely to do what the guy wants after.....lol

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 7:56 am

Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7970703)
..and lets face it, she's more likely to do what the guy wants after.....lol

so this is how you lot think then!


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