Millhouse

I hope not, could be a sticky ending.

Bahtatboy

Don't start--I'm still gooseberry'd out from the concrete thread.

Miss Anne Thrope

Why, are you ex-pectin the same thing here?

Millhouse

Don't be such a raspberry fool, that won't happen here.

scrubbedexpat141

I suggest you all conserve your energy. If this kicks off, it curd get nasty.

Bahtatboy

Oh fructose.

Miss Anne Thrope

Concrete and jam? I thought you lot were supposed to be coming out of school these days knowing nothing about anything except drama and media studies?

Bahtatboy

I did a sandwich course.

scrubbedexpat141

You're not lucky enough to have met me yet. At which point you'll understand the lack of Drama quals.

Now, to preserve image, I suggest we organise a BE meet up and have a few jars?

Meow

You're all relishing this, aren't you?

scrubbedexpat141

When we run out though, we'll be in a right pickle.

Miss Anne Thrope

Sneaky - nearly missed that one...

But it's time to put a lid on this for once and for all.

Miss Anne Thrope

Well it stands to reason you'd be the one to preserve some dignity.

scrubbedexpat141

I agree, some of these puns are spreading pretty thin.

Miss Anne Thrope

Don't think you can butter me up that easily...you're hardly the best thing since sliced bread you know.