Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Dec 11th 2013, 7:40 pm
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Whether she is an Emirati or a blond woman, I generally speaking do not trust a woman behind the wheel. I once watched a blond woman trying to reverse park her Fiesta into a parking space . She spent nearly 20 minutes trying to place her flippin car properly into that space, which was not small at all and still she couldn’t do it, until a passerby offered to help and it took him less than a minute to do it properly.
Dec 11th 2013, 10:01 pm
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Read a case when a local women was struggling to park and someone offered to help...anyway she agrees, so he jumps in the car and drives off leaving her standing there like a plonker!!!
Getting back to the thread though, perhaps the sprog fell off her knee and jammed the accelerator down, feeling totally helpless (as you would being unable to think for yourself) she orders the slave (sorry housemaid) to retrieve said errant sprog, only for her to become jammed as well....in that situation the boys in blue sped to her rescue, thrashed the maid to within an inch of her life and reported all`s well that ends well.....maid ends up doing 10 years and deportation!!.......its nearly a xmas story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting back to the thread though, perhaps the sprog fell off her knee and jammed the accelerator down, feeling totally helpless (as you would being unable to think for yourself) she orders the slave (sorry housemaid) to retrieve said errant sprog, only for her to become jammed as well....in that situation the boys in blue sped to her rescue, thrashed the maid to within an inch of her life and reported all`s well that ends well.....maid ends up doing 10 years and deportation!!.......its nearly a xmas story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 11th 2013, 10:14 pm
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Whether she is an Emirati or a blond woman, I generally speaking do not trust a woman behind the wheel. I once watched a blond woman trying to reverse park her Fiesta into a parking space . She spent nearly 20 minutes trying to place her flippin car properly into that space, which was not small at all and still she couldn’t do it, until a passerby offered to help and it took him less than a minute to do it properly.
Dec 12th 2013, 2:33 am
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Whether she is an Emirati or a blond woman, I generally speaking do not trust a woman behind the wheel. I once watched a blond woman trying to reverse park her Fiesta into a parking space . She spent nearly 20 minutes trying to place her flippin car properly into that space, which was not small at all and still she couldn’t do it, until a passerby offered to help and it took him less than a minute to do it properly.
You, of course, would have the driving skills of the Stig right?
Dec 12th 2013, 3:26 am
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Whether she is an Emirati or a blond woman, I generally speaking do not trust a woman behind the wheel. I once watched a blond woman trying to reverse park her Fiesta into a parking space . She spent nearly 20 minutes trying to place her flippin car properly into that space, which was not small at all and still she couldn’t do it, until a passerby offered to help and it took him less than a minute to do it properly.
Dec 12th 2013, 4:34 am
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Whether she is an Emirati or a blond woman, I generally speaking do not trust a woman behind the wheel. I once watched a blond woman trying to reverse park her Fiesta into a parking space . She spent nearly 20 minutes trying to place her flippin car properly into that space, which was not small at all and still she couldn’t do it, until a passerby offered to help and it took him less than a minute to do it properly.
Dec 12th 2013, 8:24 am
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Dec 12th 2013, 9:29 am
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
Dec 12th 2013, 6:58 pm
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Re: Another case of a vehicle's brakes 'malfunctioning'
I am not particularly admired for my driving skills, judging by the nervousness exhibited by the passengers when I am driving a car and me keep reassuring them ‘relax guys”. On the other hand , I always get compliments about my skills of car parking. No more than a couple of maneuvers and the car is well positioned in the parking space just like a brick in a neat wall. To tell you the truth I haven’t driven cars that much for the past few years, but very soon I am moving to live in a motorhome, a decision I've made since I am always traveling and living away from home, so I will be back to using motor vehicles I am afraid.
