Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6810812)

Hello Diamondgirl. Lovely first post and very good of you to say hello, but you don't tell us your name, origin, current job and your personal hopes for British Expats Forum.
Here are just a few minor criticisms for you to take on board.

1/ You don't tell us if you are married, have a boyfriend or if you're a member of the lesbian/travelling community. In the lounge people are a bit nosy and like to know who they are dealing with so they know how to approach/avoid certain subjects.

2/ You logged off immediately after saying hello. In the lounge it is customary to hang around with a smile for at least 5 minutes before leaving the scene of the initial post. Imagine if I walked into a big crowded room and shouted,
"Hello everybody, Al's my name, working in Perth, love BE" and then immediately turned around and ran off. They'd think I was was stark raving bonkers. Staying those extra couple of mins makes a huge difference.

3/ No smileys in your post. One of these wee fellas :) would have been a nice touch at the end of your post. If you want you can edit your post to include it but that's totally up to you.

Anyway they are all just minor criticisms and hopefully they will help you for any future introductory posts you may make on message boards. Look forward to chatting to you Diamondgirl. :)

Originally Posted by Diamondgirl (Post 6810708)

Hi,

Is there anybody located in the UAE? How are you finding it and what do you think?:unsure:

Originally Posted by Optimus Prime (Post 6810834)

Your bored aren't you? :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6810869)

I didn't realise it was that obvious.
I've started drinking and it's only 5.20. :(

Originally Posted by Optimus Prime (Post 6810916)

Seems perfectly acceptable to me.

Originally Posted by Diamondgirl (Post 6810963)

Thanks Cleopatra, i will take a look at the link.

As for the other two:

1. I don't give my name or any other details to complete strangers, and I'm even less likely to after the Kerry Winters incident.

2. if I were bored - I certainly wouldn't be looking on the internet for idiots like you two! :curse::curse::curse::curse: - enough of these little guys for you!

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811056)

No need for name calling!
I was only trying to help.Jeeeez some people. :confused:

Originally Posted by Cleopatra (Post 6810838)

ignore those two.

Try here:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=60


this lot all live in the UAE and surrounding areas.

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6810869)

I didn't realise it was that obvious.
I've started drinking and it's only 5.20. :(

Originally Posted by Diamondgirl (Post 6810963)

Thanks Cleopatra, i will take a look at the link.

As for the other two:

1. I don't give my name or any other details to complete strangers, and I'm even less likely to after the Kerry Winters incident.

2. if I were bored - I certainly wouldn't be looking on the internet for idiots like you two! :curse::curse::curse::curse: - enough of these little guys for you!

Originally Posted by Diamondgirl (Post 6810963)

Thanks Cleopatra, i will take a look at the link.

As for the other two:

1. I don't give my name or any other details to complete strangers, and I'm even less likely to after the Kerry Winters incident.

2. if I were bored - I certainly wouldn't be looking on the internet for idiots like you two! :curse::curse::curse::curse: - enough of these little guys for you!

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811077)

You are a disgrace:zzz:, i wish to apologise on behalf of all the friendly males on here Diamondgirl.

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811084)

5.2 is a girly drink

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6810812)

Hello Diamondgirl. Lovely first post and very good of you to say hello, but you don't tell us your name, origin, current job and your personal hopes for British Expats Forum.
Here are just a few minor criticisms for you to take on board.

1/ You don't tell us if you are married, have a boyfriend or if you're a member of the lesbian/travelling community. In the lounge people are a bit nosy and like to know who they are dealing with so they know how to approach/avoid certain subjects.

2/ You logged off immediately after saying hello. In the lounge it is customary to hang around with a smile for at least 5 minutes before leaving the scene of the initial post. Imagine if I walked into a big crowded room and shouted,
"Hello everybody, Al's my name, working in Perth, love BE" and then immediately turned around and ran off. They'd think I was was stark raving bonkers. Staying those extra couple of mins makes a huge difference.

3/ No smileys in your post. One of these wee fellas :) would have been a nice touch at the end of your post. If you want you can edit your post to include it but that's totally up to you.

Anyway they are all just minor criticisms and hopefully they will help you for any future introductory posts you may make on forums. Look forward to chatting to you Diamondgirl. :)

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6811191)

Fussy sod:D

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811185)

I was being friendly.Offering advice.Then I get called an idiot!! I've never been so offended.:frown:



Actually 5.20 is five parts Absinthe and 20 parts Special Brew.It's only for men.:sneaky:

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811082)

Aye up Cleo love:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6810869)

I didn't realise it was that obvious.
I've started drinking and it's only 5.20. :(

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6811191)

Fussy sod:D

Originally Posted by Deb (Post 6811352)

You're allowed, its Perth's culture ;)

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811412)

I'm shitfaced now.

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811412)

I'm shitfaced now.

Originally Posted by Deb (Post 6811427)

Well, I am sure thats allowed .. :)

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811463)

Shut up and show us your norks!:zzz:

Originally Posted by Deb (Post 6811473)

No showing of norks if you are going to sleep, lazy bastard .. :frown:

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811462)

you´ve always had a "shit face" but wonderful hair!:zzz:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811486)

True.

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811483)

Just a quick glimpse of the nips then to send me on my way!:zzz:

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811463)

Shut up and show us your norks!:zzz:

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811483)

Just a quick glimpse of the nips then to send me on my way!:zzz:

Originally Posted by Deb (Post 6811495)

(.) (.) there you go .. :)

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811502)

How dare you demand Deb shows her chest puppies on a public chat forum!
Report him Deb!

Originally Posted by Deb (Post 6811495)

(.) (.) there you go .. :)

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 6811518)

Hello! :D

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811515)

You are consumed with the green eyed monster aren´t you:zzz:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811539)

Yes I am.:mad:

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6811544)

Ok, i´ll let you have one:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 6811502)

How dare you demand Deb shows her chest puppies on a public chat forum!
Report him Deb!