You're not seriously trying to convince anybody, that your posts about Australia are anything but overwhelmingly negative, surely?
I've noticed that even your fellow posters in the Gloom Room are a bit sick of you making everything about Australia.

Seriously, I have no interest in anything you say. You might as well direct your questions elsewhere

Still not managed to get the hang of the quote button then?

You became a complete parody of yourself on the Australia board...
100% pro UK, 100% negative Australia... and you were doing that long before you even moved back!
It pretty much invalidated any opinion you had... and you're still doing it.

What's up........... no answer to ( Creature ) just a snobbish answer. It would appear to me that you don't like to have anyone disagree with you huh.

Did you drive the "highways" of Australia much before you trotted back to the old dart and your comfort zone ?

To be honest mate, you sound like one of those sad poms who have never been outside the boundary's of their local parish before going on a two week vacation in a different country. And then spend the rest of their lives 'entertaining' the whole bar with their 'extensive' knowledge of that country...now do share some more of your extensive "knowledge" of Australia

Gotta love the mob mentality.

I am

...and I will be returning to the Uk when I retire

You really don't have a clue do you?

I have driven them plenty and they are pretty shite in most places

Well in the 30 odd years of living in Australia it is fair to say I drove plenty of k's on Aussie 'highways' so definitely feel qualified to comment, having said that the initial comment was clearly tongue in cheek

Oh......I thought you had only visited for a couple of weeks

A few decades.

A few decades?.....I've had longer holidays than that