Only in the UK
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Only in the UK
I went to the deli counter in Morrisons to get a cooked chicken today. I pointed out the one I wanted to the man serving. And then it began.
That's Kevin, he said
What?
That's Kevin!
Eh? The chicken's name is Kevin?
Yes, he's Kevin! Are you sure you don't want another one? Kevin's me favourite.
Sorry about that, but I want Kevin.
Much sniffing and sobbing as he packaged up Kevin. I thought that was it, but as I was walking away a loud wail followed me
GOODBYE KEVIN. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.
That's Kevin, he said
What?
That's Kevin!
Eh? The chicken's name is Kevin?
Yes, he's Kevin! Are you sure you don't want another one? Kevin's me favourite.
Sorry about that, but I want Kevin.
Much sniffing and sobbing as he packaged up Kevin. I thought that was it, but as I was walking away a loud wail followed me
GOODBYE KEVIN. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.
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Re: Only in the UK
It makes me wonder if he named any of the others . . . . .
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