Only in the UK
Aug 30th 2016 | 6:48 am
#1
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From: Western Australia
Only in the UK
I went to the deli counter in Morrisons to get a cooked chicken today. I pointed out the one I wanted to the man serving. And then it began.
That's Kevin, he said
What?
That's Kevin!
Eh? The chicken's name is Kevin?
Yes, he's Kevin! Are you sure you don't want another one? Kevin's me favourite.
Sorry about that, but I want Kevin.
Much sniffing and sobbing as he packaged up Kevin. I thought that was it, but as I was walking away a loud wail followed me
GOODBYE KEVIN. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.
That's Kevin, he said
What?
That's Kevin!
Eh? The chicken's name is Kevin?
Yes, he's Kevin! Are you sure you don't want another one? Kevin's me favourite.
Sorry about that, but I want Kevin.
Much sniffing and sobbing as he packaged up Kevin. I thought that was it, but as I was walking away a loud wail followed me
GOODBYE KEVIN. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.
Aug 30th 2016 | 8:00 am
#2
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From: Back in the UK!
Re: Only in the UK
Aug 30th 2016 | 10:19 am
#3
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Re: Only in the UK
Did Kevin complain?
Aug 30th 2016 | 7:25 pm
#4
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From: Now Devon
Re: Only in the UK
It makes me wonder if he named any of the others . . . . .
Aug 30th 2016 | 8:47 pm
#5
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Concierge
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Posts: 21,654
From: Western Australia
Aug 30th 2016 | 8:48 pm
#6
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Concierge
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From: Western Australia
Aug 30th 2016 | 9:42 pm
#7
Home and Happy
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From: Keep true friends and puppets close, trust no-one else...
Aug 31st 2016 | 12:20 am
#9
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From: Keep true friends and puppets close, trust no-one else...
Aug 31st 2016 | 8:45 am
#10
The Kwisatz Haderach
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From: North Wales
Re: Only in the UK
I bet Kevin was delicious
Aug 31st 2016 | 10:00 am
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Re: Only in the UK
at ALL these posts!
