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spouse of scouse Aug 30th 2016 6:48 am

Only in the UK
 
I went to the deli counter in Morrisons to get a cooked chicken today. I pointed out the one I wanted to the man serving. And then it began.

That's Kevin, he said
What?
That's Kevin!
Eh? The chicken's name is Kevin?
Yes, he's Kevin! Are you sure you don't want another one? Kevin's me favourite.
Sorry about that, but I want Kevin.

Much sniffing and sobbing as he packaged up Kevin. I thought that was it, but as I was walking away a loud wail followed me

GOODBYE KEVIN. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.

:blink: :hysterical:

Perth Aug 30th 2016 8:00 am

Re: Only in the UK
 
:hysterical::hysterical:

Barrybriggs Aug 30th 2016 10:19 am

Re: Only in the UK
 
Did Kevin complain?

aries Aug 30th 2016 7:25 pm

Re: Only in the UK
 
It makes me wonder if he named any of the others . . . . .

spouse of scouse Aug 30th 2016 8:47 pm

Re: Only in the UK
 

Originally Posted by Barrybriggs (Post 12039544)
Did Kevin complain?

No, not a peck of trouble out of him :lol:

spouse of scouse Aug 30th 2016 8:48 pm

Re: Only in the UK
 

Originally Posted by aries (Post 12039785)
It makes me wonder if he named any of the others . . . . .

:lol:

I also started to wonder at the nature of his and Kevin's relationship. I've gone off chicken for a while.

Pollyana Aug 30th 2016 9:42 pm

Re: Only in the UK
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12039844)
No, not a peck of trouble out of him :lol:

:hysterical::hysterical:

Perth Aug 30th 2016 11:06 pm

Re: Only in the UK
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12039845)
:lol:

I also started to wonder at the nature of his and Kevin's relationship. I've gone off chicken for a while.

:eek:

Pollyana Aug 31st 2016 12:20 am

Re: Only in the UK
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12039845)
:lol:

I also started to wonder at the nature of his and Kevin's relationship. I've gone off chicken for a while.

Suspecting foul play? :sneaky:

Mummy in the foothills Aug 31st 2016 8:45 am

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I bet Kevin was delicious

michali Aug 31st 2016 10:00 am

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:hysterical::hysterical: at ALL these posts!


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