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Old Jan 19th 2007, 10:45 pm
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-Magda
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On 19 Jan 2007 15:40:47 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, "Jones Crusher"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
...
... On Jan 20, 12:39 am, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:24:09 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Pat" <[email protected]> arranged
... > some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ...
... > ... >>
... > ... >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
... > ... >
... > ... > Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
... > ... > have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
... > ... >>
... > ... >> B;
... > ...
... > ... I'd rather get a root canal!
... >
... > I'm sure it's less painful!
... >
... > Once I had to endure what seemed to be a 10-hour long bus trip (actually it may have
... > lasted less than one hour, but...) with a classmate who was Christian Fundamentalist or
... > something like that. He relentlessly tried to convert me, and my saying I was a firm
... > atheist didn't deter him for a second. I was 16 or 17 and too polite for my own good;
... > should it happen today I would throw him out of the (racing) bus, my foot leaving a mark
... > on his butt.
... >
... > This awful bus trip is the only reason why I still remember him all these years later...
...
... ....praise the lord !!!

It's sad.
 
Old Jan 19th 2007, 11:00 pm
  #32  
Jones Crusher
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On Jan 20, 12:45 am, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 19 Jan 2007 15:40:47 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, "Jones Crusher"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ...
> ... On Jan 20, 12:39 am, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:24:09 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Pat" <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >>
> ... > ... >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
> ... > ... > have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
> ... > ... >>
> ... > ... >> B;
> ... > ...
> ... > ... I'd rather get a root canal!
> ... >
> ... > I'm sure it's less painful!
> ... >
> ... > Once I had to endure what seemed to be a 10-hour long bus trip (actually it may have
> ... > lasted less than one hour, but...) with a classmate who was Christian Fundamentalist or
> ... > something like that. He relentlessly tried to convert me, and my saying I was a firm
> ... > atheist didn't deter him for a second. I was 16 or 17 and too polite for my own good;
> ... > should it happen today I would throw him out of the (racing) bus, my foot leaving a mark
> ... > on his butt.
> ... >
> ... > This awful bus trip is the only reason why I still remember him all these years later...
> ...
> ... ....praise the lord !!!
>
> It's sad.

...we have a bunch of jehovahs over the road, they come round once a
year for an argument
 
Old Jan 20th 2007, 1:53 am
  #33  
Frank F. Matthews
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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:

>
>
> [email protected] wrote:
>
>> [email protected] schreef:
>>
>>> I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
>>> with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
>>> Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really
>>> reading, and
>>> be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.
>>
>>
>>
>> You could just use one from a Bible ?
>
>
> Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
> have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
>
>>
>> B;
>>


Surely you would be able to cause a sufficient attack that they would
remain quiet.
 
Old Jan 20th 2007, 7:59 am
  #34  
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Let is be knownst that on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:58:35 -0700,
"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> writted:

>
>
>[email protected] wrote:
>
>> [email protected] schreef:
>>
>>>I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
>>>with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
>>>Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really reading, and
>>>be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.
>>
>>
>> You could just use one from a Bible ?
>
>Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian
>Fundamentalist, and have to put up with THAT for the entire
>trip!!!!

I'd pay for that type of entertainment. That'd be about the only time
I'd ever be wishing for a juicy gay porn magazine.
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Old Jan 20th 2007, 8:02 am
  #35  
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Let is be knownst that on 19 Jan 2007 16:00:11 -0800, "Jones Crusher"
<[email protected]> writted:

>
>
>On Jan 20, 12:45 am, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>> It's sad.
>
>...we have a bunch of jehovahs over the road, they come round once a
>year for an argument

Make sure you bring up the cancer-ridden child whose parents refused a
blood transfusion based on their belief. That one always gets a good
reaction.
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Old Jan 20th 2007, 10:17 am
  #36  
-Martin
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On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:39:41 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:24:09 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Pat" <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... >>
> ... >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
> ... >
> ... > Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
> ... > have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
> ... >>
> ... >> B;
> ...
> ... I'd rather get a root canal!
>
>I'm sure it's less painful!
>
>Once I had to endure what seemed to be a 10-hour long bus trip (actually it may have
>lasted less than one hour, but...) with a classmate who was Christian Fundamentalist or
>something like that. He relentlessly tried to convert me, and my saying I was a firm

"firm" Whoooee!

>atheist didn't deter him for a second. I was 16 or 17 and too polite for my own good;
>should it happen today I would throw him out of the (racing) bus, my foot leaving a mark
>on his butt.

You are Arnie incarnate.

>
>This awful bus trip is the only reason why I still remember him all these years later...
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Old Jan 20th 2007, 11:50 am
  #37  
Mister Bartlett
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Deeply Filled Mortician <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu>
wrote:

> Let is be knownst that on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:58:35 -0700,
> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> writted:
>
> >
> >
> >[email protected] wrote:
> >
> >> [email protected] schreef:
> >>
> >>>I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
> >>>with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
> >>>Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really reading, and
> >>>be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.
> >>
> >>
> >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
> >
> >Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian
> >Fundamentalist, and have to put up with THAT for the entire
> >trip!!!!
>
> I'd pay for that type of entertainment. That'd be about the only time
> I'd ever be wishing for a juicy gay porn magazine.

My feelings about God are changing. They say "God made the Earth but the
Dutch made Holland". The guy with the beard did a pretty good job, by
comparison.

B;

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Old Jan 20th 2007, 12:45 pm
  #38  
Jones Crusher
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On Jan 20, 1:50 pm, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett) wrote:
> Deeply Filled Mortician <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Let is be knownst that on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:58:35 -0700,
> > "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> writted:
>
> > >[email protected] wrote:
>
> > >> [email protected] schreef:
>
> > >>>I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
> > >>>with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
> > >>>Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really reading, and
> > >>>be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.
>
> > >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
>
> > >Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian
> > >Fundamentalist, and have to put up with THAT for the entire
> > >trip!!!!
>
> > I'd pay for that type of entertainment. That'd be about the only time
> > I'd ever be wishing for a juicy gay porn magazine.My feelings about God are changing. They say "God made the Earth but the
> Dutch made Holland". The guy with the beard did a pretty good job, by
> comparison.
>
> B;
>
> <http://tinyurl.com/2csge8>
>

Hallelujah, I believe in the 'Power of Youtube'
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2556113,00.html
 
Old Jan 20th 2007, 12:54 pm
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:56:58 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour

including this brit it seems!
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Old Jan 20th 2007, 4:24 pm
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Let is be knownst that on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:56:58 -0700,
"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> writted:

>
>
>Alan wrote:

>> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
>> it for real
>
>Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour, but
>I should have thought even the most humourless among us
>would have understood that was a joke!

It would depend on how you were dressed. Put on a bhurka and try it!
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Old Jan 20th 2007, 4:34 pm
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Lol the most humorless of us all has just typed a few more OT nonsenses.


"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le
message de news: [email protected]...
>
>
> Alan wrote:
>
>> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>
>>>"PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
>>>news:[email protected] egroups.com...
>>>
>>>>Alan wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>try again
>>>>
>>>>Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
>>>>5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested
>>>for providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go
>>>back and you are charged for that....
>>>
>>
>> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually
>> do it for real
>
> Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour, but I should have
> thought even the most humourless among us would have understood that was a
> joke!
>>
 
Old Jan 20th 2007, 6:49 pm
  #42  
EvelynVogtGamble
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Pat wrote:

>>>You could just use one from a Bible ?
>>
>>Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
>>have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
>>
>>
>>>B;
>
>
> I'd rather get a root canal!

Me too! ;-)
 
Old Jan 21st 2007, 12:01 am
  #43  
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scRunge wrote:

> Lol the most humorless of us all has just typed a few more OT nonsenses.


It's not like you are exactly a veteran of the "Comedie Francaise",
scRunge...

You more likely performed in the "Grand Guignol"...

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> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le
> message de news: [email protected]...
> >
> >
> > Alan wrote:
> >
> >> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> news:[email protected]...
> >>
> >>>
> >>>"PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
> >>>news:[email protected] egroups.com...
> >>>
> >>>>Alan wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>try again
> >>>>
> >>>>Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
> >>>>5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested
> >>>for providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go
> >>>back and you are charged for that....
> >>>
> >>
> >> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually
> >> do it for real
> >
> > Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour, but I should have
> > thought even the most humourless among us would have understood that was a
> > joke!
> >>
 

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