Deeply Filled Mortician

Let is be knownst that on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:18:06 GMT, "Alan"
<[email protected]> writted:

>
>"Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>
>> "PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
>> news:[email protected] oups.com...
>>>
>>> Alan wrote:
>>>> http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> try again
>>>
>>> Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
>>> 5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>>>
>> Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested for
>> providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go back
>> and you are charged for that....
>>
>FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
>it for real

Oh, I don't know... it's the sort of thing I'd be tempted to do!
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Jeremyrh Geo

[email protected] schreef:
> I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
> with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
> Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really reading, and
> be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.

You could just use one from a Bible ?

B;

The Reid

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:18:06 GMT, "Alan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
>it for real

that's what I thought, having watched it hit zero from behind the
settee :-)
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C'Mon Baby Light My Feu

On Jan 19, 10:18 am, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]. ..
>
>
>
> > "PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
> >news:[email protected] roups.com...
>
> >> Alan wrote:
> >>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>
> >>> try again
>
> >> Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
> >> 5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>
> > Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested for
> > providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go back
> > and you are charged for that....FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
> it for real

true or false.....
http://www.sweden.se/templates/cs/Article____12355.aspx

-Pat

>>
> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually
> do it for real

Oh, there's always some idiot who would think this sort of thing is funny.
After all, there are still idiots trying to carry guns, knives, and all
sorts of things on airplanes. Just the other day, American football player
Michael Vick tried to carry on his marijuana stash.....

Pat in TX
>
>

-Alan

"Pat" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>>>
>> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually
>> do it for real
>
> Oh, there's always some idiot who would think this sort of thing is funny.
> After all, there are still idiots trying to carry guns, knives, and all
> sorts of things on airplanes. Just the other day, American football player
> Michael Vick tried to carry on his marijuana stash.....
>
> Pat in TX
>>
>>
>
>
well in that case they deserve all that comes

Deeply Filled Mortician

Let is be knownst that on 19 Jan 2007 05:44:14 -0800, "c'mon baby
light my feu" <[email protected]> writted:

>
>
>On Jan 19, 10:18 am, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]. ..
>>
>>
>>
>> > "PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
>> >news:[email protected] roups.com...
>>
>> >> Alan wrote:
>> >>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>>
>> >>> try again
>>
>> >> Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
>> >> 5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>>
>> > Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested for
>> > providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go back
>> > and you are charged for that....FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
>> it for real
>
>true or false.....
>http://www.sweden.se/templates/cs/Article____12355.aspx

Interesting reading. Check out this bit at the bottom:

"His book, Swedish Mentality (1996), is an English translation of the
Swedish original, and is also available in Romanian and Persian."

OK, how on earth did they chose THOSE two languages???
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-Pat

>> Oh, there's always some idiot who would think this sort of thing is
>> funny.
>> After all, there are still idiots trying to carry guns, knives, and all
>> sorts of things on airplanes. Just the other day, American football
>> player Michael Vick tried to carry on his marijuana stash.....
>>
>> Pat in TX
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
> well in that case they deserve all that comes
We can agree on that! My son is an airline captain and you wouldn't believe
some of the stupid stuff people do. One woman decided she could push them
into departing a bit sooner (they were out on the line waiting their turn
for takeoff) by faking a panic attack. She did the fake "I'm about to
faint!" stuff and demanded the emergency oxygen canister. The flight
attendent brought the oxygen and fixed the mask on the woman who then
decided she would have a "relapse" if she couldn't use the oxygen during the
trip.

What the idiot didn't know what that the plane is prohibited from taking
off with a partially depleted emergency oxygen canister....When my son
taxied the plane back to the gate and "invited" her off, she went ballistic,
calling him all sorts of names and threatening to sue, etc. Then, she was
escorted off by airline security....

So, yes, there are loads of idiots out there trying to fly on the airplanes
commercially. I don't know if you know this, but the airlines all maintain
lists of people they have banned from flying their planes.

Pat
>

EvelynVogtGamble

Alan wrote:

> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>
>>"PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
>>news:[email protected] groups.com...
>>
>>>Alan wrote:
>>>
>>>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>try again
>>>
>>>Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
>>>5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>>>
>>
>>Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested for
>>providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go back
>>and you are charged for that....
>>
>
> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
> it for real

Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour, but
I should have thought even the most humourless among us
would have understood that was a joke!
>
>

EvelynVogtGamble

[email protected] wrote:

> [email protected] schreef:
>
>>I've always thought there might be a market for fake book jackets
>>with titles like "Coping With Flatulence" or "Proselytisation For
>>Dummies". You could put them over whatever book you're really reading, and
>>be guaranteed nobody would sit next to you on a train or bus.
>
>
> You could just use one from a Bible ?

Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian
Fundamentalist, and have to put up with THAT for the entire
trip!!!!

>
> B;
>

-Alan

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Alan wrote:
>
>> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>
>>>"PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
>>>news:[email protected] egroups.com...
>>>
>>>>Alan wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>try again
>>>>
>>>>Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
>>>>5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested
>>>for providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go
>>>back and you are charged for that....
>>>
>>
>> FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually
>> do it for real
>
> Well, it's true not everyone understands British humour, but I should have
> thought even the most humourless among us would have understood that was a
> joke!
>>
yes it was but there are those out there that like to criticise or try to
appear superior by condemming things like this -------- pretty sad i would
call them

-Pat

>>
>> You could just use one from a Bible ?
>
> Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
> have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
>
>>
>> B;

I'd rather get a root canal!

Pat in TX
>>

Congratulation!!! You Hav

On Jan 19, 7:39 pm, Deeply Filled Mortician
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
> Let is be knownst that on 19 Jan 2007 05:44:14 -0800, "c'mon baby
> light my feu" <[email protected]> writted:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Jan 19, 10:18 am, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> "Lennart Petersen" <[email protected]> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]. ..
>
> >> > "PeterL" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
> >> >news:[email protected] roups.com...
>
> >> >> Alan wrote:
> >> >>>http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>
> >> >>> try again
>
> >> >> Wouldn't that get you a little appointment with the police for a little
> >> >> 5 hour talk and perhaps body cavities search?
>
> >> > Agree with you. It's not exceptional fun and people have been arrested for
> >> > providing such "jokes". A scenario is that captain decides to go back
> >> > and you are charged for that....FFS lighten up you miserable git i would not think anyone would actually do
> >> it for real
>
> >true or false.....
> >http://www.sweden.se/templates/cs/Article____12355.aspxInteresting reading. Check out this bit at the bottom:
>
> "His book, Swedish Mentality (1996), is an English translation of the
> Swedish original, and is also available in Romanian and Persian."
>
> OK, how on earth did they chose THOSE two languages???
> --

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-Magda

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:24:09 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Pat" <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... >>
... >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
... >
... > Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
... > have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
... >>
... >> B;
...
... I'd rather get a root canal!

I'm sure it's less painful!

Once I had to endure what seemed to be a 10-hour long bus trip (actually it may have
lasted less than one hour, but...) with a classmate who was Christian Fundamentalist or
something like that. He relentlessly tried to convert me, and my saying I was a firm
atheist didn't deter him for a second. I was 16 or 17 and too polite for my own good;
should it happen today I would throw him out of the (racing) bus, my foot leaving a mark
on his butt.

This awful bus trip is the only reason why I still remember him all these years later...

Jones Crusher

On Jan 20, 12:39 am, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:24:09 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Pat" <[email protected]> arranged
> some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... >>
> ... >> You could just use one from a Bible ?
> ... >
> ... > Just my luck I'd get a seatmate who was a Christian Fundamentalist, and
> ... > have to put up with THAT for the entire trip!!!!
> ... >>
> ... >> B;
> ...
> ... I'd rather get a root canal!
>
> I'm sure it's less painful!
>
> Once I had to endure what seemed to be a 10-hour long bus trip (actually it may have
> lasted less than one hour, but...) with a classmate who was Christian Fundamentalist or
> something like that. He relentlessly tried to convert me, and my saying I was a firm
> atheist didn't deter him for a second. I was 16 or 17 and too polite for my own good;
> should it happen today I would throw him out of the (racing) bus, my foot leaving a mark
> on his butt.
>
> This awful bus trip is the only reason why I still remember him all these years later...

....praise the lord !!!