PrettyGoodBritain.com Announces Own Existence:
World Continues to Turn on Axis

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

In a development which has stunned both web industry experts and
planetologists, the producers of prettygoodbritain.com, a site "for
anyone living in, visiting or simply fond of Britain", have just
announced that the launch of their new website has had no measurable
effect on the steady movement of the planet Earth. However, staff
members continue to hold out hope that other heavenly bodies may have
ceased spinning, or at the very least paused out of respect for the
shaky new enterprise.

"They have correspondents with reeeeeally big telescopes down in
Australia who have told them with great confidence that Pluto wobbled,
and Saturn definitely lost a ring," claims a PGB insider.

CEO Sam Walker explains: "We have big plans for the site. It doesn't
have any revenue at the moment, but we hope to make up for that in
volume." He added, "I've put a new Vauxhall Astra on order as a small
gift to myself when the money starts rolling in."

Asked if he was worried about competition from similarly themed sites,
he commented: "Of course not. The fact that they already have a loyal
following and thousands if not tens of millions of visitors simply
means that we have room for growth.

The most popular attraction on the site has been the Pub Quiz, closely
followed by the lovely photo galleries, though visitors stopping to
gawk at the PGB proprietor in the Rogues' Gallery have also at times
threatened to bring down the server.

http://www.prettygoodbritain.com