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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
After sex or before?
God it has taken me ages to catch up, I just leave you for a short while to clean the house, as we have a veiwing tomorrow.

I am going to hibernate, another shitty day, got a bloody parking ticket this morning, and it was only my bumper over the yellow lines
then while cleaning up, Cleri sit down for this, put the box of beer I only bought yesturday in the shed, and I dropped it
3 bottle broke The OH said it was a good job it wasn't a 4 pack, still have 9 bottles, if anything else shitty happens, I shall drink them all tonight
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:35 pm
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Originally Posted by cavalierhome
Let me rephrase that.....


PT women are not as slutty as women elsewhere....
I have noticed that
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God it has taken me ages to catch up, I just leave you for a short while to clean the house, as we have a veiwing tomorrow.

I am going to hibernate, another shitty day, got a bloody parking ticket this morning, and it was only my bumper over the yellow lines
then while cleaning up, Cleri sit down for this, put the box of beer I only bought yesturday in the shed, and I dropped it
3 bottle broke The OH said it was a good job it wasn't a 4 pack, still have 9 bottles, if anything else shitty happens, I shall drink them all tonight
Go on, stub your toe on purpose, i would!
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:38 pm
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Go on, stub your toe on purpose, i would!
don't tempt me
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:40 pm
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Originally Posted by gazz
I have noticed that
So tell us about your GERMAN wife then Cav
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:45 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
So tell us about your GERMAN wife then Cav
,He,s not daft
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Originally Posted by Titleist
don't tempt me
Small paper cut?
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:47 pm
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God it has taken me ages to catch up, I just leave you for a short while to clean the house, as we have a veiwing tomorrow.

I am going to hibernate, another shitty day, got a bloody parking ticket this morning, and it was only my bumper over the yellow lines
then while cleaning up, Cleri sit down for this, put the box of beer I only bought yesturday in the shed, and I dropped it
3 bottle broke The OH said it was a good job it wasn't a 4 pack, still have 9 bottles, if anything else shitty happens, I shall drink them all tonight
I'ts Gazz....blah blah blah,all bloody day,can't shut him up
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:48 pm
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Originally Posted by gazz
Small paper cut?
I just offered to help the OH put some washing out, she has told me to stay here, and not move, said I would trip up and go head first into the pond
Who am I to argue
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:49 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
I'ts Gazz....blah blah blah,all bloody day,can't shut him up
Least you've mad me laugh
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
I'ts Gazz....blah blah blah,all bloody day,can't shut him up
That's BUSY estate agents for you for of blarney
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:51 pm
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I can't talk to you now,I'm looking for a black felt tip,to scrawl this new pick up phrase on my hand,for later
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
I can't talk to you now,I'm looking for a black felt tip,to scrawl this new pick up phrase on my hand,for later
You should write it across you chest and let him read it
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 11:54 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
I can't talk to you now,I'm looking for a black felt tip,to scrawl this new pick up phrase on my hand,for later
Surely you´ve used "buy us a drink sailor and you´ll get a leg over" before?
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Originally Posted by Titleist
That's BUSY estate agents for you for of blarney
I´m flat out here
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