Cleri

Morning my gorgeous hunk of dairy milk

I'm fine thankyou,all the better for seeing you

Cleri

It's official,we don't like your husband

Cleri

Mornin

Call me AL

I'm just back from my new gym,(got politely asked to leave the last one), so I've just had a shower and washed my hair,takes ages to dry it though.
I'm thinking of shaving my head.

Cleri

You can't do that,you would be like Gazz,and i couldn't cope with that.

Those luscious long raven locks are worth all the time and trouble,well I think so anyway.

What did you do to get banned from the Gym,let me guess,you were so fit and toned,and muscular,that all the other weedy blokes were giving you a hard time,and you felt you had to defend yourself by not wiping down your equipment?

Call me AL

Cleri! I am shocked! You know me well enough by now to know I ALWAYS wipe my equipment down!
As to the other gym.The women wanted me out because I rejected their daily sexual advances.It hurt me when I saw the bitter looks on their faces as they headed home to their tubby and probably smelly husbands.
The men were jealous.As one said to me" You're a constant reminder of all we strive to be.But you still can't wear a string vest in here"


Btw, I didn't know Gazz was bald.Must be awful for him.

Cleri

Yes,I'm afraid he is,although he is in denial of course,there are just a few stray ginger hairs left which he combs over in a futile attempt to hide the shiny bald pate,it's very sad

derbyflan

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there.
I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it.

Hettyb

Thats my favourite too.

Cleri

Cleri

It was pig kill day today I had to run in and whack up ZZ Top
It rained in the night,so neighbour came round,and picked up all the snails in my garden.....yes,just like the sort you get in Uk,they are now in the pot <puke and double puke>..hers not mine

I mean how much trauma can a girl take think I need a drink.


Right back to Gazz abuse,where was I

Hettyb

Oh happy days, maybe I'm glad not to be there after all.

Cleri

Ah but.....Its 75 degrees in old moneyand the sun is shining,Chelsea are winning 5-0,I don't have any ironing to do,and I am seeing the butcher around 5pm................
So could be worse

Hettyb

I'm extremely bored, youngest is playing Sweet Home Alabama on his guitar VERY loud and it's two hours to wine o'clock. Think you've got the best of the deal. Sod youngest, after all he is 15 and can look after himself - I'm heading for the airport.

Cleri

Quite right,why should hub have all the fun