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Old Mar 20th 2010, 12:06 am
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Today has been a good BE day.Flanny has made me pee my pants on 2 separate occasions,I love him more than cheddar cheese
Straight bacatcha sugar tits
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 3:08 am
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 8:40 am
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might make yer burgers tomorrow
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 8:58 am
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might make yer burgers tomorrow
Just DO IT!

(I bet you have a burger press...posh bastard)
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Originally Posted by Cleri
Just DO IT!

(I bet you have a burger press...posh bastard)
puhleeease. yeah it's called my hand.

You'll like this. When I make burgers, I pour some wine in the pan and mix it up with all the good bits left over and then lightly dip the burger buns into the liguid so they soak up a little bit. Just a bit....not enough to make them soggy. YUMMY! and it gets extra wine in your diet, which I know you're lacking in
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puhleeease. yeah it's called my hand.

You'll like this. When I make burgers, I pour some wine in the pan and mix it up with all the good bits left over and then lightly dip the burger buns into the liguid so they soak up a little bit. Just a bit....not enough to make them soggy. YUMMY! and it gets extra wine in your diet, which I know you're lacking in
So you dip your buns in wine...hellooooooooooo
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So you dip your buns in wine...hellooooooooooo
lmfao! I knew typing buns was a mistake





Originally Posted by Cleri

(I bet you have a burger press...posh bastard)


I do want one of those things that you crush the lime in your vodka with though....a muggle? a muggler?
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 9:09 am
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lmfao! I knew typing buns was a mistake









I do want one of those things that you crush the lime in your vodka with though....a muggle? a muggler?
Ray Winstone?
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Ray Winstone?
that's it!

I want Ray Winstone to sit on my kitchen counter for when I have Moscow Mules
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 9:11 am
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Originally Posted by Juswus
that's it!

I want Ray Winstone to sit on my kitchen counter for when I have Moscow Mules
I think you'll find he's mine lady
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 9:12 am
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I think you'll find he's mine lady
yes, but when yer done with him, put him back on the kitchen counter near the corkscrew please
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 9:14 am
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Default Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

Originally Posted by Juswus
that's it!

I want Ray Winstone to sit on my kitchen counter for when I have Moscow Mules
Originally Posted by Cleri
I think you'll find he's mine lady
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Old Mar 20th 2010, 9:14 am
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Originally Posted by Juswus
yes, but when yer done with him, put him back on the kitchen counter near the corkscrew please
That will be in about 20 years...I reckon corkscrews will be kinda yesterday by then..
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oh.....I don;t think it;s a muggler I want!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muggler
1. muggler
A person who utilizes animal feces as lubricant for anal sex. Preferably fresh dog diarhea.
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And you can **** off
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