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Old Apr 1st 2009, 11:17 pm
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Originally Posted by rosscov1970
I have no idea how many holes they've got planned. All I'm thinking about are the **** off big spiders and snakes that can kill you just because you might have an accent. True, I would prefer to have my own hole but then I'd also prefer not to have to get me arse out in the middle of the ****ing wilderness.
I don't think any scary creatures will go anywhere near your arse...tbh,they have standards.
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Originally Posted by Cleri
I don't think any scary creatures will go anywhere near your arse...tbh,they have standards.


I'm seriously beginning to regret my initial enthusiasm at the idea, but I know Mr. Rosscov will be well up for it. He probably wants to clock me one with the shovel too......
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Old Apr 1st 2009, 11:26 pm
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I'm seriously beginning to regret my initial enthusiasm at the idea, but I know Mr. Rosscov will be well up for it. He probably wants to clock me one with the shovel too......
I thought someone had beaten him to it when I saw your avvy at Christmas.
Suppose you could always take your helmet..for protection
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I thought someone had beaten him to it when I saw your avvy at Christmas.
Suppose you could always take your helmet..for protection


I never take it off.
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Old Apr 1st 2009, 11:34 pm
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I never take it off.
What about a chemical toilet,subtly secreted in the car...you could have a shit in the boot or summat
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Originally Posted by Cleri
What about a chemical toilet,subtly secreted in the car...you could have a shit in the boot or summat

Yay! I like your style. Probably won't take the Jazz as that might be a bit awkward. Can just picture it now. Me with an anorak draped over my head in a futile attempt to preserve my dignity whilst my arse is squashed up against the back window, with all the kids outside the car laughing and pointing, whilst some of the adults vomit. Don't see those kind of pictures in the brochures, do ya?
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Old Apr 1st 2009, 11:44 pm
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Originally Posted by rosscov1970

Yay! I like your style. Probably won't take the Jazz as that might be a bit awkward. Can just picture it now. Me with an anorak draped over my head in a futile attempt to preserve my dignity whilst my arse is squashed up against the back window, with all the kids outside the car laughing and pointing, whilst some of the adults vomit. Don't see those kind of pictures in the brochures, do ya?
No!! they would never sell any holidays if there were pictures of Anoraks!!!
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No!! they would never sell any holidays if there were pictures of Anoraks!!!
Only holidays for trainspotters. And I bet even they get their own ****ing toilet.:curse:
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My hair's always a mess.

Have just been invited to go on a camping/boating trip for the Easter weekend, down by the Murray river, but.....we have to dig our own toilet! What d'you reckon?

Camping is for girl guides,scouts and knackers.It is also known as 'sleeping rough'.

Normal people stay in hotels,with running water and proper toilet facilities.

Just sayin' like.
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Camping is for girl guides,scouts and knackers.It is also known as 'sleeping rough'.

Normal people stay in hotels,with running water and proper toilet facilities.

Just sayin' like.
You know very well she's not normal.
Hello my little gin sodden Weetabix
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You know very well she's not normal.
Hello my little gin sodden Weetabix
Morning my fluffy little easter bunny.
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Morning my fluffy little easter bunny.
Did you catch anything with your hook and maggot
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Originally Posted by Cleri
Did you catch anything with your hook and maggot
Did ok.I only go along for the craic tho.

There's a bloke coming round soon who's a friend of a friend. Anyway long story short he's just come over from Ireland and he's a mechanic.He's broke but wants to set up his own workshop.
I'm thinking of lending him the money to start his business and becoming a silent partner.
Question is,does this mean I have a job???
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Did ok.I only go along for the craic tho.

There's a bloke coming round soon who's a friend of a friend. Anyway long story short he's just come over from Ireland and he's a mechanic.He's broke but wants to set up his own workshop.
I'm thinking of lending him the money to start his business and becoming a silent partner.
Question is,does this mean I have a job???
He's nothing to do with Fintan or Nigeria is he?
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He's nothing to do with Fintan or Nigeria is he?
I don't let Fintan near ordinary people and he's defo Irish.
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