Amusing Notices
Feb 2nd 2020 | 10:51 am
#31
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Re: Amusing Notices
Over the last few years there's been rapid growth in the number of restaurants and eating places generally in the S Metro and Calabarzon area. But their names seem to me to get more and more ridiculous.
For example, a new one has opened at the front of one of those smaller supermarket malls on the main highway in Cavite:
In big capital letters: ROMANTIC BABOY
Just the place to take a new date!
For example, a new one has opened at the front of one of those smaller supermarket malls on the main highway in Cavite:
In big capital letters: ROMANTIC BABOY
Just the place to take a new date!
Feb 18th 2020 | 12:38 am
#33
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Re: Amusing Notices
Seen in big letters on one of those across the road arches when leaving Dasmarinas, Cavite:
"Dasmarinas,.. where love is all there is" Hmm...?
"Dasmarinas,.. where love is all there is" Hmm...?
Feb 22nd 2020 | 10:30 pm
#34
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Re: Amusing Notices
This one from a Canadian construction site. Two standard issue warning signs were posted over each other, with the net message being:
D A N G E R
--- due to ---
C A U T I O N
D A N G E R
--- due to ---
C A U T I O N
Feb 22nd 2020 | 11:18 pm
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Re: Amusing Notices
On one of our dive vessels outside the diver chamber was written a sign "If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have got an electrical problem" a practice they unfortunately carried over into their daily operations.
Mar 7th 2020 | 6:52 pm
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This was a quote that my wife translated for me. The Philippine version of "Mind over matter" is "If you don't mind then it does not matter"
Apr 15th 2020 | 2:43 pm
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Re: Amusing Notices
On our local Robinsons web page they say that the Mall is closed from March 20th but there are some essential shops/services open like:-
Supermarket - Yes we all need food
2 Chemists - Yes we all need something from there
Bank - Yes we need money
LBC - To some it could be important
And of course the really essential Pizza Hut.
Supermarket - Yes we all need food
2 Chemists - Yes we all need something from there
Bank - Yes we need money
LBC - To some it could be important
And of course the really essential Pizza Hut.
Apr 15th 2020 | 3:05 pm
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Re: Amusing Notices
On our local Robinsons web page they say that the Mall is closed from March 20th but there are some essential shops/services open like:-
Supermarket - Yes we all need food
2 Chemists - Yes we all need something from there
Bank - Yes we need money
LBC - To some it could be important
And of course the really essential Pizza Hut.
Supermarket - Yes we all need food
2 Chemists - Yes we all need something from there
Bank - Yes we need money
LBC - To some it could be important
And of course the really essential Pizza Hut.
