Amusing Notices
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Amusing Notices
Seen painted in large black capitals on the side of a road near a police station in Manila:
NO PARKING ON BOTH SIDES EVEN POLICE
Any more?
NO PARKING ON BOTH SIDES EVEN POLICE
Any more?
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Not the Philppines, but I've seen some funny ones in Malaysia.
At the breakfast buffet in a small hotel, the wording on the hand written signs under the various dishes changed according to which staff member was on.
Scrambled egg was variously described as Cramble Egg, Cream Egg, and my favourite, Screamable Egg.
A sign in a lift - restaurant close for make new. thank you for your kind understood.
Have to say though, their English was much better than my Bahasa Melayu!
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A funny one from when we were driving around Ireland. We were looking for a particular place, arrived at a t-junction and there were three signs with directional arrows for this place. One pointed left, one right, and the other pointed back down the way we'd just come
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I live near Roxas City and do the Kalibo run every couple of months and the signage is atrocious, when there is any. Lanes of the road just end in a 600mm drop, no warning signs. I kept noticing concrete roadside distance markers with strange distances on them. A bit of research told me that all distances are measured from a single post in the centre of Manila, like the Romans used to do from Rome! The Philippines hasn't changed this system. I have noticed in the past 6 months huge new signs near the side of the road, often obscured, with the official highway number on it but they're not at or near road junctions or shown on road junction signs (another rarity).
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There may well be more amusing notices around here, but in Filipino.
But one comes to my mind from a Hertfordshire Pub. Years ago a watery ditch close to its front door contained a rusty old style kettle attached to a chain fastened to a metal spike, to which was fixed a notice which read "Water 'Otter".
Health and safety regs led to its removal in recent times.
But one comes to my mind from a Hertfordshire Pub. Years ago a watery ditch close to its front door contained a rusty old style kettle attached to a chain fastened to a metal spike, to which was fixed a notice which read "Water 'Otter".
Health and safety regs led to its removal in recent times.
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Saw one today in the supermarket "Lemons P30 each, pack of 4 only P133"
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Seen on the entrance gate to the large non Catholic cemetery in Roxas City;
PROMO PLOTS FOR SALE.
Perhaps buy one get one free?
PROMO PLOTS FOR SALE.
Perhaps buy one get one free?
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If not amusing these BOGOF notices can certainly be misleading. Recently a bakery had one above a tub of bread, 2 in each pack. We had a wasted conversation as to whether we could consume four.
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I read of a motorist in Ireland who asked a policeman what the white line at the side of the road meant. He replied "That means there is no parkin' there a'tall." Asked what the double yellow on the other side of the road meant, he replied "That means there is no parkin' there a'tall, a'tall."
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Staying at a small hotel in Italy a few years ago, I read the safety information posted on the back of the door in my room. It had various bits of information on fire safety and evacuation procedures, including guidance under the heading "When to warm the porter".
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Grimly amusing job ad in The Times Educational Supplement some years ago:
CHAIR
HIGH VOLTAGE ENGINEERING
CHAIR
HIGH VOLTAGE ENGINEERING