jennifer45

I received the following missive in my mail today.

As I couldn't think of ten friends who wouldn't die at the shock of reading such mail from myself- I thought of BE.

I've read stronger on here and most of you have a sense of humour. Kiwis for sure! So, knowing that you're not going to recognise me even if we dined at the same restaurant, or sat at the bar of the 'Taps' in Mapua, here goes.








(None of that Sissy shite )
Are ye tired o those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but ne'er actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak o' true friendship.

Ye will see nae cute wee smiley faces on this card.........(no-it's not 'Pieface')


1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the b@stard who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will tak' the piss oot o' you every chance I get,
until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories aboot how much worse it could be until
YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .

7... When ye are sick -- Stay the f**k away fae me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh ma heed aff at ye, ye clumsy @rse,
.........but I'll help ye up.

9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
'Why?' ye may ask;
Because yer my friend..

Friendship is like pissing yer pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


Send this tae 10 friends,
Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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