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this charming man Oct 6th 2009 11:45 pm

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
Now dont get the hump but i find Egyptians very funny.

Charismatic Oct 7th 2009 1:00 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by lardyl (Post 7995374)
"Its only the internet"

...and even if it wasn't would it have even been that offensive? :huh: I’ll leave the moderating up to the moderators, that’s what they are paid the telephone digit (allegedly) salaries for after all :p.

Am Loolah Oct 7th 2009 1:41 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by lardyl (Post 7995270)
don't know whether to laff or cry...........:rofl:

Caroline, of late, I find you totally masochistic.......at least with comments like the above - they leave you so open to ridicule.........:p:ohmy::ohmy::p

I have to amuse myself - there's only me on my planet!:p

Now - let me go count my moderator's salary!:lol:

this charming man Oct 7th 2009 1:46 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
FYI theres a special day for men that "amuse" themselves,its called palm sunday.

Am Loolah Oct 7th 2009 1:50 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by this charming man (Post 7995570)
FYI theres a special day for men that "amuse" themselves,its called palm sunday.

:scaredhair: Ewwwww ...

I don't get it ... :sneaky::rofl:

this charming man Oct 7th 2009 1:57 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
if you dont like DIY,you only have yourself to blame!

lardyl Oct 7th 2009 2:47 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
this charming man you are so right..............well if you insist that you are......

lardyl Oct 7th 2009 2:48 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 7995577)
:scaredhair: Ewwwww ...

I don't get it ... :sneaky::rofl:

probably don't get this one either.....


Two nuns in the bath.

Nun1 "where's the soap?"
Nun2 "yes.....it.....does........"



or maybe,,,,,,,,,,

scrubbedexpat094 Oct 7th 2009 3:04 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by lardyl (Post 7995720)
probably don't get this one either.....


Two nuns in the bath.

Nun1 "where's the soap?"
Nun2 "yes.....it.....does........"



or maybe,,,,,,,,,,

That was the first dirty joke I was told :lol: Well, that I'm aware of :blink:

sr71 Oct 7th 2009 4:19 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by Kija (Post 7993449)
The thing about humour is it really differs from country to country. Can't beat British humour but tbh sometimes I don't understand it (and I lived there for a few years and I'm a big fan of British comedy).

And even within regions in the UK - many Londoners don't find Northern humour funny and vice versa.

Numptyhead Oct 7th 2009 10:41 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
Just bought a pack of sausages from Sainsbury's. On the front is a picture of Jaimie Oliver.....on the back it says......prick with a fork

Can't argue with that:sneaky:

What this has to do with the original post...not sure..... but sorry couldn't resist. I'm from the Midlands.....:rofl:

j19fmm Oct 7th 2009 11:26 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by Numptyhead (Post 7996594)
Just bought a pack of sausages from Sainsbury's. On the front is a picture of Jaimie Oliver.....on the back it says......prick with a fork

Can't argue with that:sneaky:

What this has to do with the original post...not sure..... but sorry couldn't resist. I'm from the Midlands.....:rofl:

:rofl:

lardyl Oct 7th 2009 11:59 am

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

yeah I always called him the "food tosser"............:rofl:

and don't get me started on Ramsay...........:rolleyes:

Dewb09 Oct 7th 2009 12:28 pm

Re: Spoke to my 1st Kiwi today
 

Originally Posted by Numptyhead (Post 7996594)
Just bought a pack of sausages from Sainsbury's. On the front is a picture of Jaimie Oliver.....on the back it says......prick with a fork

Can't argue with that:sneaky:

What this has to do with the original post...not sure..... but sorry couldn't resist. I'm from the Midlands.....:rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I am from the south & find just as funny

Dewb


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