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1. One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: SOUTH AUCKLAND
2. One
hand on the wheel, one finger out the window: HENDERSON
3. One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window, cutting across all
lanes of traffic: NORTH SHORE
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on
newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: WELLINGTON
5. One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick
on accelerator: PONSONBY
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
interror: WHANGAREI, but driving in AUCKLAND.
7. Both hands in air,
gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in
back seat: PARNELL.
8. One hand on wine cooler, one knee on wheel,
cradling ancient cell phone, foot on brake, mind on private dope
plantation, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
TITIRANGI
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both feet being on the brake,
throwing McDonalds bag out the window: HAMILTON
10. Four wheel drive truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, possum tails attached to aerial: SOUTH CANTERBURY 11. Two hands
gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 40km
on the motorway in the right lane with the left blinker going: HOWICK