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Am Loolah Mar 2nd 2007 8:15 am

Naughty Fairy?!
 
Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:

SarahB Mar 2nd 2007 8:18 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4472689)
Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

lol..... you go girl!!

I just broke my "getting rid of flabby mummy tummy belly" by eating 6 pieces of fruit and nut chocolate, 2 packets of Poppa Jacks and now Im eating an apple! :D

Littletoe Mar 2nd 2007 8:18 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4472689)
Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:

My last 'office hours' day. I have got my proof of no claims bonus arriving a few days after we've left. OK, so far so good. Sat staring at crap in wardrobe for approx 10 mins, then decided to leave it for tomorrow. :thumbup:

Littletoe Mar 2nd 2007 8:20 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by SarahB (Post 4472701)
lol..... you go girl!!

I just broke my "getting rid of flabby mummy tummy belly" by eating 6 pieces of fruit and nut chocolate, 2 packets of Poppa Jacks and now Im eating an apple! :D

Hey, the apple was a good start!! Just four more pieces of fruit to go to get your daily allowance. I decided to put off the immigration diet until I arrive because 'I'm going to be so active and running along the beach everyday...' :sneaky:

sky Mar 2nd 2007 8:24 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4472689)
Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:

Sounds like a good start to your last day .... keep it up lol.

SarahB Mar 2nd 2007 8:24 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Littletoe (Post 4472710)
Hey, the apple was a good start!! Just four more pieces of fruit to go to get your daily allowance. I decided to put off the immigration diet until I arrive because 'I'm going to be so active and running along the beach everyday...' :sneaky:

Yeah I feel better coz I had the apple! lol.... no chance to have 4 more pieces as I'll be off to bed in a bit.

I'd love to go running but have metal in one leg and I limp so would look a bit stupid and it would hurt me. :unsure: But Im horse riding tomorrow so a bit of exercise at least.

donnaf Mar 2nd 2007 8:27 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4472689)
Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:


Can't you go home early as it's your last day - they can't sack you:D

Littletoe Mar 2nd 2007 8:30 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by SarahB (Post 4472727)
Yeah I feel better coz I had the apple! lol.... no chance to have 4 more pieces as I'll be off to bed in a bit.

I'd love to go running but have metal in one leg and I limp so would look a bit stupid and it would hurt me. :unsure: But Im horse riding tomorrow so a bit of exercise at least.

Oh yeah, forgot the time difference!! Yeah, horse-riding is fun, I think I'll start that again when I get there

SarahB Mar 2nd 2007 8:31 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Littletoe (Post 4472750)
Oh yeah, forgot the time difference!! Yeah, horse-riding is fun, I think I'll start that again when I get there

Its a great sport... I love it... such a nice way to see the countryside and get away from it all. :)

andy&georgina Mar 2nd 2007 8:51 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4472689)
Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:


Oh Fairy One - good luck on your last day and spread some fairy mischief around the place :thumbup: :eek: :rofl:

G xx

cherry Mar 2nd 2007 9:04 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 
UK weight 85 kioos .
Promised the boss I would give up beer when here
NZ weight 90 kilos
s**£ where did that come from
Answer
Bottle of wine $5.88
+ 6 pack beer $9.25
Total $15.33
= £ 5.59 (peanuts)

I cannot afford NOT TO GET Pizzed here hic :thumbup:

karonious Mar 2nd 2007 9:06 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by andy&georgina (Post 4472842)
Oh Fairy One - good luck on your last day and spread some fairy mischief around the place :thumbup: :eek: :rofl:

G xx

Yeah, go on - put the neighbours from Hell's house on the market!:lol: :thumbup:

Am Loolah Mar 2nd 2007 9:42 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by karonious (Post 4472917)
Yeah, go on - put the neighbours from Hell's house on the market!:lol: :thumbup:

Hubby just phoned - we have potential buyer for one of the cars in the paper this week!!! Yay!!!!:D

This being the car that I had to have towed on Wednesday? Boo!!!:frown:

Mechanic just quoted £600 for new headgasketwotsitmanthingiscarnothandbagknowzilch?? ?:sneaky:

Methinks getno claims letter confirmation through, then roll said bloody car down drive into neighbour's wall!!!!:rofl:

Am Loolah Mar 2nd 2007 10:46 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4473072)
Hubby just phoned - we have potential buyer for one of the cars in the paper this week!!! Yay!!!!:D

This being the car that I had to have towed on Wednesday? Boo!!!:frown:

Mechanic just quoted £600 for new headgasketwotsitmanthingiscarnothandbagknowzilch?? ?:sneaky:

Methinks getno claims letter confirmation through, then roll said bloody car down drive into neighbour's wall!!!!:rofl:

Have now added sausage roll to emigration diet? Oh dear!

mazi Mar 2nd 2007 11:15 am

Re: Naughty Fairy?!
 

Originally Posted by SarahB (Post 4472701)
lol..... you go girl!!

I just broke my "getting rid of flabby mummy tummy belly" by eating 6 pieces of fruit and nut chocolate, 2 packets of Poppa Jacks and now Im eating an apple! :D

Watch yourself


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