Am Loolah

Thus far today as is last day at work ...
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!

SarahB

lol..... you go girl!!

I just broke my "getting rid of flabby mummy tummy belly" by eating 6 pieces of fruit and nut chocolate, 2 packets of Poppa Jacks and now Im eating an apple!

Littletoe

My last 'office hours' day. I have got my proof of no claims bonus arriving a few days after we've left. OK, so far so good. Sat staring at crap in wardrobe for approx 10 mins, then decided to leave it for tomorrow.

Littletoe

Hey, the apple was a good start!! Just four more pieces of fruit to go to get your daily allowance. I decided to put off the immigration diet until I arrive because 'I'm going to be so active and running along the beach everyday...'

sky

Sounds like a good start to your last day .... keep it up lol.

SarahB

Yeah I feel better coz I had the apple! lol.... no chance to have 4 more pieces as I'll be off to bed in a bit.

I'd love to go running but have metal in one leg and I limp so would look a bit stupid and it would hurt me. But Im horse riding tomorrow so a bit of exercise at least.

donnaf

Can't you go home early as it's your last day - they can't sack you

Littletoe

Oh yeah, forgot the time difference!! Yeah, horse-riding is fun, I think I'll start that again when I get there

SarahB

Its a great sport... I love it... such a nice way to see the countryside and get away from it all.

andy&georgina

Oh Fairy One - good luck on your last day and spread some fairy mischief around the place

G xx

cherry

UK weight 85 kioos .
Promised the boss I would give up beer when here
NZ weight 90 kilos
s**£ where did that come from
Answer
Bottle of wine $5.88
+ 6 pack beer $9.25
Total $15.33
= £ 5.59 (peanuts)

I cannot afford NOT TO GET Pizzed here hic

karonious

Yeah, go on - put the neighbours from Hell's house on the market!

Am Loolah

Hubby just phoned - we have potential buyer for one of the cars in the paper this week!!! Yay!!!!

This being the car that I had to have towed on Wednesday? Boo!!!

Mechanic just quoted £600 for new headgasketwotsitmanthingiscarnothandbagknowzilch?? ?

Methinks getno claims letter confirmation through, then roll said bloody car down drive into neighbour's wall!!!!

Am Loolah

Have now added sausage roll to emigration diet? Oh dear!

mazi

Watch yourself