Naughty Fairy?!
 

Thus far today as is last day at work ... :(
I have ...

Arrived still pickled from last night

Offered Boss a "Cwafie Cwistine" in a Cagney & Lacey stylie (obviously I think this is hysterical, he, on the other hand, looked slightly bemused?)

Broken "Emigration Diet" with a bacon bite & can of Red Bull

Booked Boss completely bogus viewing about 15 miles away so I can doss later

"Borrowed" couple of plastic folders and biros (forever)

It's 9:14am ... I started at 9am ... I'll keep you posted!!:unsure:

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lol..... you go girl!!

I just broke my "getting rid of flabby mummy tummy belly" by eating 6 pieces of fruit and nut chocolate, 2 packets of Poppa Jacks and now Im eating an apple! :D

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My last 'office hours' day. I have got my proof of no claims bonus arriving a few days after we've left. OK, so far so good. Sat staring at crap in wardrobe for approx 10 mins, then decided to leave it for tomorrow. :thumbup:

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Hey, the apple was a good start!! Just four more pieces of fruit to go to get your daily allowance. I decided to put off the immigration diet until I arrive because 'I'm going to be so active and running along the beach everyday...' :sneaky:

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Sounds like a good start to your last day .... keep it up lol.

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Yeah I feel better coz I had the apple! lol.... no chance to have 4 more pieces as I'll be off to bed in a bit.

I'd love to go running but have metal in one leg and I limp so would look a bit stupid and it would hurt me. :unsure: But Im horse riding tomorrow so a bit of exercise at least.

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Can't you go home early as it's your last day - they can't sack you:D

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Oh yeah, forgot the time difference!! Yeah, horse-riding is fun, I think I'll start that again when I get there

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Its a great sport... I love it... such a nice way to see the countryside and get away from it all. :)

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Oh Fairy One - good luck on your last day and spread some fairy mischief around the place :thumbup: :eek: :rofl:

G xx

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UK weight 85 kioos .
Promised the boss I would give up beer when here
NZ weight 90 kilos
s**£ where did that come from
Answer
Bottle of wine $5.88
+ 6 pack beer $9.25
Total $15.33
= £ 5.59 (peanuts)

I cannot afford NOT TO GET Pizzed here hic :thumbup:

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Yeah, go on - put the neighbours from Hell's house on the market!:lol: :thumbup:

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Hubby just phoned - we have potential buyer for one of the cars in the paper this week!!! Yay!!!!:D

This being the car that I had to have towed on Wednesday? Boo!!!:frown:

Mechanic just quoted £600 for new headgasketwotsitmanthingiscarnothandbagknowzilch?? ?:sneaky:

Methinks getno claims letter confirmation through, then roll said bloody car down drive into neighbour's wall!!!!:rofl:

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Have now added sausage roll to emigration diet? Oh dear!

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Watch yourself

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It's not 5.59GBP. It's NZ$15.33. Different.

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Do not appear to be being treated to lunch avec Bolly? Que?

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Oh my :rofl: Not the kind of thing I should read while on a conference call. Where's my mute button? :D

Do you really need topping up already? :p

Give 'em hell C! And definitely put your neighbours' house on the market! :lol:

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I didn't do that it would have been hilarious, but, sadly, illegal!!!:frown:

So instead I spent the day reading all the threads/posts on here whilst taking the p*£s out of Boss all day and saying things that would annoy, for example;

"Of course when it rains in NZ it's a much better quality rain ..."

"Is that man inches or the real unit of measurement?" (Whilst reading draft detail room measurements you understand?!;)

"I want works in my world, sadly not in yours ..." etc, etc. I had such fun!!!:rofl:

Now the buntings been packed away and another era over ...:(

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Caroline you are one step closer to leaving wonderful Cornwall!! :D

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I'm soooo glad that NZ has such crap weather (see "weather" thread) as I wouldn't want to run the risk of missing the grey skies, torrential rain/hail, 2C today and have I mentioned the rain?!

5 weeks yesterday we fly. 4 and a half weeks we depart the County!!!!! (There is a God and he smiled on me when he introduced me to Kiwi Hubby!!!):rofl:

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Yep it was 2c here too today. 5 weeks 2 days we go on recce:thumbup:

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Well - you've obviously finished your last day :) I think, on last days, you should be able to just turn up for the leaving pressie and leave :lol: Have a great few weeks off before you leave - I'm sure there will be lots of memories to be stored up :thumbup:

Where are you coming to again? Sorry - I hate when I have to ask this - it's not that I don't read people's posts, it just gets confusing :o