A Kiwi wife.
Feb 28th 2010, 9:30 am
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A Kiwi wife.
Three men married wives from different countries.
The first man married a woman from China .
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and all dishes washed and put away neatly.
The second man married a woman from Italy.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was slightly better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Kiwi lass.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he still didn't see anything
but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!!!!
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The first man married a woman from China .
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and all dishes washed and put away neatly.
The second man married a woman from Italy.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was slightly better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Kiwi lass.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he still didn't see anything
but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!!!!
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Feb 28th 2010, 9:42 am
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Re: A Kiwi wife.
Brilliant... keep them coming 
Mar 17th 2010, 8:23 am
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Re: A Kiwi wife.
That really made me giggle !!
