The KIWI BAR
#2821
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jude J
God yes wasn't sugggesting you flash whilst wearing your greyish/was white many moons ago asda undies, get the best ones out from the bottom of your drawer and do it properly!
Nipple tassles?
It's November for goodness sake - I'll smash the camera from inside the car?!
#2822
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Oh Mr Plod has been round twice when they've called him out about us?! Maybe we farted and it caught the wind and ended up floating over to him?
We phoned 6 times about the phonecalls as considered this a hate fulled campaign of harrassment. He must be phoning a different number as they didn't return our calls or come out. One from another station phoned back and basically said "oh dear, shit happens?!" One rule for us, another for them? We're not from these parts!
Anyway, I can only now look on the bright side ... how empty must their lives be? How insecure? How paranoid?
Thank God we're leaving.
Downside that I need to get over is the feeling of not wanting to talk to anyone, tell anyone anything, befriend anyone, trust no-one mentallity?
We phoned 6 times about the phonecalls as considered this a hate fulled campaign of harrassment. He must be phoning a different number as they didn't return our calls or come out. One from another station phoned back and basically said "oh dear, shit happens?!" One rule for us, another for them? We're not from these parts!
Anyway, I can only now look on the bright side ... how empty must their lives be? How insecure? How paranoid?
Thank God we're leaving.
Downside that I need to get over is the feeling of not wanting to talk to anyone, tell anyone anything, befriend anyone, trust no-one mentallity?
and in relation to not wanting to trust people....you are now on the World wide web for all to see
Imagine what kind of psycopaths do you think we might be???apart from the alcoholic variety
#2823
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Ann Summers peep hole brassiere?
Nipple tassles?
It's November for goodness sake - I'll smash the camera from inside the car?!
Nipple tassles?
It's November for goodness sake - I'll smash the camera from inside the car?!
#2824
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 5,763
Re: Kiwi Bar
Right, bye all! I'm off for a long weekend. I'll be pretending to work on Friday, but not much. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving in the US, so we all stuff our faces, then on Friday mad idiots rush off to the shops to do their xmas shopping.
#2825
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Oh Mr Plod has been round twice when they've called him out about us?! Maybe we farted and it caught the wind and ended up floating over to him?
We phoned 6 times about the phonecalls as considered this a hate fulled campaign of harrassment. He must be phoning a different number as they didn't return our calls or come out. One from another station phoned back and basically said "oh dear, shit happens?!" One rule for us, another for them? We're not from these parts!
Anyway, I can only now look on the bright side ... how empty must their livesT be? How insecure? How paranoid?
Thank God we're leaving.
Downside that I need to get over is the feeling of not wanting to talk to anyone, tell anyone anything, befriend anyone, trust no-one mentallity?
We phoned 6 times about the phonecalls as considered this a hate fulled campaign of harrassment. He must be phoning a different number as they didn't return our calls or come out. One from another station phoned back and basically said "oh dear, shit happens?!" One rule for us, another for them? We're not from these parts!
Anyway, I can only now look on the bright side ... how empty must their livesT be? How insecure? How paranoid?
Thank God we're leaving.
Downside that I need to get over is the feeling of not wanting to talk to anyone, tell anyone anything, befriend anyone, trust no-one mentallity?
Luckily, neighbours like this are few and far between. My new ones are a lovely middle aged couple that brought us over some lemons off their tree when we moved in, and a couple of mornings a week he is out hosing off his dick whilst she puts the washing out. Always wave and say hi. I try and ignore his shiny dick, puts mine to shame, cant remember the last time it had a hose down
#2826
Banned
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,094
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jude J
I try and ignore his shiny dick, puts mine to shame, cant remember the last time it had a hose down
#2827
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by kwprwn
OMG he sounds awful, no wonder you need to get away from him
and in relation to not wanting to trust people....you are now on the World wide web for all to see
Imagine what kind of psycopaths do you think we might be???apart from the alcoholic variety
and in relation to not wanting to trust people....you are now on the World wide web for all to see
Imagine what kind of psycopaths do you think we might be???apart from the alcoholic variety
#2828
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jude J
You've hit the nail on the head there. Imagine having such an empty life that the best you can do with it is try and make other peoples miserable?
Luckily, neighbours like this are few and far between. My new ones are a lovely middle aged couple that brought us over some lemons off their tree when we moved in, and a couple of mornings a week he is out hosing off his dick whilst she puts the washing out. Always wave and say hi. I try and ignore his shiny dick, puts mine to shame, cant remember the last time it had a hose down
Luckily, neighbours like this are few and far between. My new ones are a lovely middle aged couple that brought us over some lemons off their tree when we moved in, and a couple of mornings a week he is out hosing off his dick whilst she puts the washing out. Always wave and say hi. I try and ignore his shiny dick, puts mine to shame, cant remember the last time it had a hose down
You have a "dick?" Wow. How terribly modern?!
#2829
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Now there folks is a good relationship, he sees to his business, whilst she sorts hers ... equality!
You have a "dick?" Wow. How terribly modern?!
You have a "dick?" Wow. How terribly modern?!
So, are the neighbours invited to the leaving bash?
#2830
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Now there folks is a good relationship, he sees to his business, whilst she sorts hers ... equality!
You have a "dick?" Wow. How terribly modern?!
You have a "dick?" Wow. How terribly modern?!
I'll shut up.
Right off to bedlam. If I'm not around tomorrow I'm in prison ... hmmm. Do they have en-suites?
#2831
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jude J
aren't I just?
So, are the neighbours invited to the leaving bash?
So, are the neighbours invited to the leaving bash?
#2832
Re: Kiwi Bar
Maz have a good thanksgiving in USA!
I've just sent my online shop off to dear Ocado to delivery tomorrow and they added a free box of Green and Blacks worth £9,99...shame I can't eat them - will have to hide them till after I have op.
I'm waiting up for daughter to return from drama evening at college- she's getting lift from friend , she's a good driver.
I've just sent my online shop off to dear Ocado to delivery tomorrow and they added a free box of Green and Blacks worth £9,99...shame I can't eat them - will have to hide them till after I have op.
I'm waiting up for daughter to return from drama evening at college- she's getting lift from friend , she's a good driver.
#2833
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by helinuk
Maz have a good thanksgiving in USA!
I've just sent my online shop off to dear Ocado to delivery tomorrow and they added a free box of Green and Blacks worth £9,99...shame I can't eat them - will have to hide them till after I have op.
I'm waiting up for daughter to return from drama evening at college- she's getting lift from friend , she's a good driver.
I've just sent my online shop off to dear Ocado to delivery tomorrow and they added a free box of Green and Blacks worth £9,99...shame I can't eat them - will have to hide them till after I have op.
I'm waiting up for daughter to return from drama evening at college- she's getting lift from friend , she's a good driver.
#2834
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Our leaving bash is in our living room, me, hubby, kids till 9pm then bed!! Really!!
actually, we didn't have one either, too sad for me. we got wedded 3 months before we left so that was a good time with all/most of the family there.
#2835
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Maz
Right, bye all! I'm off for a long weekend. I'll be pretending to work on Friday, but not much. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving in the US, so we all stuff our faces, then on Friday mad idiots rush off to the shops to do their xmas shopping.