Home alone - EEK!
Dec 3rd 2008, 1:38 am
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Home alone - EEK!
So, Mrs tonrob's buggered off out with a bunch of Germans she found on the internet and I have a fairly rare evening in on my own.
Sod all on telly, so any ideas as to what mischief I should be getting up to?
Sod all on telly, so any ideas as to what mischief I should be getting up to?
Dec 3rd 2008, 1:44 am
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Dec 3rd 2008, 1:46 am
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Dec 3rd 2008, 1:53 am
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Dec 3rd 2008, 1:56 am
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Dec 3rd 2008, 2:05 am
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Re: Home alone - EEK!
A perfect opportunity to crack open the internet porn and hope Mrs Tonrob has'nt been eaten
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4752797.stm
Snip~ Mr Brandes, a 43-year-old computer engineer, apparently agreed to the idea of being eaten after making contact with his killer on an internet chatroom. This led the court to convict Meiwes of the less serious charge of manslaughter at his trial in 2004.
The pair met at Meiwes's home in Rotenburg in March 2001, where they had sex before Meiwes cut off Brandes's penis, which the men then cooked and attempted to eat.
Meiwes later stabbed and killed Brandes, before cutting him to pieces and freezing parts of his body, some of which he later ate.
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Dec 3rd 2008, 2:15 am
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Re: Home alone - EEK!
A perfect opportunity to crack open the internet porn and hope Mrs Tonrob has'nt been eaten
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4752797.stm
Snip~ Mr Brandes, a 43-year-old computer engineer, apparently agreed to the idea of being eaten after making contact with his killer on an internet chatroom. This led the court to convict Meiwes of the less serious charge of manslaughter at his trial in 2004.
The pair met at Meiwes's home in Rotenburg in March 2001, where they had sex before Meiwes cut off Brandes's penis, which the men then cooked and attempted to eat.
Meiwes later stabbed and killed Brandes, before cutting him to pieces and freezing parts of his body, some of which he later ate.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4752797.stm
Snip~ Mr Brandes, a 43-year-old computer engineer, apparently agreed to the idea of being eaten after making contact with his killer on an internet chatroom. This led the court to convict Meiwes of the less serious charge of manslaughter at his trial in 2004.
The pair met at Meiwes's home in Rotenburg in March 2001, where they had sex before Meiwes cut off Brandes's penis, which the men then cooked and attempted to eat.
Meiwes later stabbed and killed Brandes, before cutting him to pieces and freezing parts of his body, some of which he later ate.
Checked her all over for teeth marks but nary a nibble in evidence.
Just as well she's back as spent the earlier half of the evening attempting to sell half the contents of our house on eBay.
Dec 3rd 2008, 2:23 am
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Dec 3rd 2008, 3:23 am
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Re: Home alone - EEK!
Buy her a monographed speculum. I got my aunt one.
She trains her cat Wendel with it. Shoe horns are good gifts too, for those on a budget.
She trains her cat Wendel with it. Shoe horns are good gifts too, for those on a budget.
Dec 4th 2008, 2:45 am
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