favourate quotes of your kids
May 3rd 2008, 11:54 pm
#76
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
Cut off at the roundabout by an old fella .... must have sworn under ny breath - must have done it before ....... thought I was being careful.
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
I love it! 
May 4th 2008, 8:06 am
#77
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
Cut off at the roundabout by an old fella .... must have sworn under ny breath - must have done it before ....... thought I was being careful.
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
One day last week I parked up at the shops.... I had both kids with me. As we got out of the car there was a right loud noise and my 4 year old son asked what it was....without really thinking I replied "just a boy racer in his pile of shite"....
....so then DS decided to say "Pile of shite....pile of shite" again and again as we walked over to the shops.
I really have to be more careful.... he picks up everything now!
May 4th 2008, 10:46 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
Cut off at the roundabout by an old fella .... must have sworn under ny breath - must have done it before ....... thought I was being careful.
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
7 yr old daugter pipes up in perfect English (though she's growing up in Italy) -
"Mummy - what does Prick mean?"
- ' it's a very naughty English word that Mummy just used to describe that silly old man driving in front that nearly made me crash.'
"It's okay Mummy - I was only wondering because you usually say Wanker!"
I think that from now on I have to say "Silly Billy".
That's hilarious - and I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
May 4th 2008, 11:28 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
May 4th 2008, 7:37 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
When my daughter was very young, still a toddler, she went off with her Grandmother (known as "Nanny") to the shop so that Nanny could buy some fags and probably get Lucy some sweets or similar. They were ages considering it was only around the corner and down the road a bit and when asked why it took so long Lucy replied before Nanny could get a word in .....
"This f***ing dog ran out and Nanny nearly ran the p***ing thing over"
out of the mouths of babes, and all that
"This f***ing dog ran out and Nanny nearly ran the p***ing thing over"
out of the mouths of babes, and all that
May 5th 2008, 6:19 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
When my son was 7 he declared he was going to marry me when he got older only.."I'm not going to have sex with you mummy"....well thank goodness for that I say!!
May 6th 2008, 6:12 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
OK this one is from school today..
Reception class child to teacher : What kind of bees do you get milk from?
Teacher:I don't know, what kind of bees do you get milk from?
Child: Boobees!
Exit teacher stiffling giggles...
So dads (cos that's who told it to child) careful what you tell your kids at home!
Reception class child to teacher : What kind of bees do you get milk from?
Teacher:I don't know, what kind of bees do you get milk from?
Child: Boobees!
Exit teacher stiffling giggles...
So dads (cos that's who told it to child) careful what you tell your kids at home!
