BEVS

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.



Delia 's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.


Delia 's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tesco's' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.


Delia 's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'


Delia 's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia 's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia 's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia 's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles


The Real Woman's Way

left over wine???? Helllloooo

karonious

Love it!

weejie

Thanks Bevs,this made me smile on what has been a very trying day so far

Phyllis

Kiwiprincess

Delia lives in fantasyland. Where fairies cavort and unicorns play. I ain't never heard of no left over wine. Spilt over wine. yes. Left over wine, no.

Unless she drinks wine by the keg???

Pinkie Pie

Karma for this....

Made me laugh out loud...

Left over wine my *rse...who is she kidding?...why would you leave it?...unless you'd lost the bottle...literally!!...

suzi n steve

Fantastic! Loved the last one. Me and my wine are never separated for long. A glass a night keeps me happy, anymore and I'm plastered - hic :embaressed_smile:

Batty

Brilliant! I use that headache cure

Maz

Brilliant! A great tonic after last night.