Originally Posted by karonious

I heard you wanted to come back as Pamela Anderson's bicycle seat?!!

Originally Posted by Nice Guy

Well it’s time folks………….that’s it……………I am determined not to get to post 1000 to this shallow web site, I’m going to just mosey along to 999 and ask that very nice Sue to disable my account at post 999.

I’ve left some room for me to add one or two quips from the hip but to be very honest whilst I really enjoy all of the banter and antics on this shallow web site I’ve got so much more to do.

It’s been a blast watching the to and fro from some of the participants on here and strangely enough I really will miss some of the posters.

I guess the downside it when people have such high aspirations to reach their goal of leaving the UK to start afresh and have their hopes dashed at the first hurdle or indeed find that NZ, or OZ for that matter, does not reach their expectations, the fear, anger, despair, disillusionment is almost palpable to see.

To those individuals I say never give up hope after all there is always hope even in the word hopeless…………try not to despair.

I am a firm believer that as one door closes another opens, sadly I am also a bit of a fatalist and que cera cera what ever will be will be.

There is always a reason for failure and the worse the experience the more you learn from it……………..grow and become a better person, look upon failure as an opportunity, never give up………easily.

Although I have never really had the pleasure to meet people from this shallow web site I could have a pint with any one of you………………..(provided you pay)

Perhaps my biggest regret was not meeting or having more dialogue with one of my favourite posters on here, chap by the name of Sega Mad……….what a wonderful bloke, truly humorous, almost a stand up comedian with his postings, but sadly no longer with us as he has emigrated to his ultimate and final destination, such a loss.

The there is SarahB with horse and child, Jack the Lad what a poster, Andrew Cross still a woman trapped in a man’s name, the slightly insane (in the nicest possible way) MAZ living in the USA, danny.f with a wild sense of humour and of course Mrs danny.f, Sky who tells it as it is, such a level head, RobClubley with his house painting antics, pixie-dust spreading her pixie power, helinuk (username always makes me giggle), GowHow another level head, Am Loolah for some strange reason I always say that name to myself in an Idi Amin type voice over, the delightful poppets with her sense of humour very similar to mine, kev&sarah, inquisitive minds, SirEglamore again with a sharp sense of humour, JudeJ what a nice person, UK+kiwi still in search or perfect chocolate, kwprwn also probably loves chocolate. I’ll never know, campbells with his provocative postings, Ian and Sharon, not too often I venture elsewhere but the talent on the other site with your postings is truly wonderful, batty a lady I have never met but one who oozes charm and wit, karonious who once put me on the naughty chair for being rude, you are really great, Biddy a sensible head on sensible shoulders, then there are what I call the FNG’s: welcome to this shallow web site…………….and such jolly good luck to you all.

My sincere apologies should I have inadvertently missed you out.

Well that’s me nearly done,…………………………………..but. .................................that is to allow me to create a new persona and not be accused of trolling with multiple logins, I may exercise that choice to try to keep in the rules.

Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, do it immaculately and with panache and style.



For being a jolly decent chap! NG

Originally Posted by Nice Guy

Well it’s time folks………….that’s it……………I am determined not to get to post 1000 to this shallow web site, I’m going to just mosey along to 999 and ask that very nice Sue to disable my account at post 999.

Originally Posted by Mandie.H

pretty please with knobs on!!!

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

Please don't go

You can't leave me with this room full of nutters

Why don't you sleep on it??

You might change your mind in the morning

I'm gonna miss you soooooo much

I promise to be good from now on ( well not THAT good!!)..............

Originally Posted by Nice Guy

Well it’s time folks………….that’s it……………I am determined not to get to post 1000 to this shallow web site, I’m going to just mosey along to 999 and ask that very nice Sue to disable my account at post 999.

I’ve left some room for me to add one or two quips from the hip but to be very honest whilst I really enjoy all of the banter and antics on this shallow web site I’ve got so much more to do.

It’s been a blast watching the to and fro from some of the participants on here and strangely enough I really will miss some of the posters.

I guess the downside it when people have such high aspirations to reach their goal of leaving the UK to start afresh and have their hopes dashed at the first hurdle or indeed find that NZ, or OZ for that matter, does not reach their expectations, the fear, anger, despair, disillusionment is almost palpable to see.

To those individuals I say never give up hope after all there is always hope even in the word hopeless…………try not to despair.

I am a firm believer that as one door closes another opens, sadly I am also a bit of a fatalist and que cera cera what ever will be will be.

There is always a reason for failure and the worse the experience the more you learn from it……………..grow and become a better person, look upon failure as an opportunity, never give up………easily.

Although I have never really had the pleasure to meet people from this shallow web site I could have a pint with any one of you………………..(provided you pay)

Perhaps my biggest regret was not meeting or having more dialogue with one of my favourite posters on here, chap by the name of Sega Mad……….what a wonderful bloke, truly humorous, almost a stand up comedian with his postings, but sadly no longer with us as he has emigrated to his ultimate and final destination, such a loss.

The there is SarahB with horse and child, Jack the Lad what a poster, Andrew Cross still a woman trapped in a man’s name, the slightly insane (in the nicest possible way) MAZ living in the USA, danny.f with a wild sense of humour and of course Mrs danny.f, Sky who tells it as it is, such a level head, RobClubley with his house painting antics, pixie-dust spreading her pixie power, helinuk (username always makes me giggle), GowHow another level head, Am Loolah for some strange reason I always say that name to myself in an Idi Amin type voice over, the delightful poppets with her sense of humour very similar to mine, kev&sarah, inquisitive minds, SirEglamore again with a sharp sense of humour, JudeJ what a nice person, UK+kiwi still in search or perfect chocolate, kwprwn also probably loves chocolate. I’ll never know, campbells with his provocative postings, Ian and Sharon, not too often I venture elsewhere but the talent on the other site with your postings is truly wonderful, batty a lady I have never met but one who oozes charm and wit, karonious who once put me on the naughty chair for being rude, you are really great, Biddy a sensible head on sensible shoulders, then there are what I call the FNG’s: welcome to this shallow web site…………….and such jolly good luck to you all.

My sincere apologies should I have inadvertently missed you out.

Well that’s me nearly done,…………………………………..but. .................................that is to allow me to create a new persona and not be accused of trolling with multiple logins, I may exercise that choice to try to keep in the rules.

Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, do it immaculately and with panache and style.



For being a jolly decent chap! NG

Originally Posted by leaseuk

How is it that no one has mentioned Mandie's knob yet????