Asiatic for Emperor
Jan 14th 2007, 12:06 pm
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Asiatic for Emperor
The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
Jan 14th 2007, 12:28 pm
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
Jan 14th 2007, 9:39 pm
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
you & steve had not only been in the kiwi bar when you dreamt this one up had you!!!!! i leave you alone so i can get soem sleep & you start calling for an emperor - OMG. i wouldn't mind but i did'nt get much sleep as duaghter woke just as i was nodding off & was awake for 2 hrs
(but the 'emperor' slept well
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Jan 14th 2007, 10:20 pm
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
StevieB
Please help cos I'm sorry hun but I just don't understand!!!
I'm in the middle of doing the ITA and brain is in meltdown :scared:
Sarah
Jan 14th 2007, 10:22 pm
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.
Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!
I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:
ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!
please enlighten me
Jan 14th 2007, 11:56 pm
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
Perhaps the lunatics have taken over the asylum!!! 
(in good company then, cos I lost the plot about a fortnight ago and not been able to find it since!!0
Off to bed. It might make more sense in the morning .......... :scared:
(in good company then, cos I lost the plot about a fortnight ago and not been able to find it since!!0
Off to bed. It might make more sense in the morning ..........
:scared:
Jan 15th 2007, 1:29 am
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Re: Asiatic for Emperor
OK guys, to explain:
Some of you have guessed or know the identity of Asiatic. This man was a frequent poster on the forum when I first joined but, due to his inability to get swift service in the bar and the pressures of modern living, went into self imposed exile from the site.
Having recently emerged from the damp cave he has been sheltering in, and having met the man himself, I am now, through a system of psychological lures, trying to get him to put finger to keyboard once more. Therefore the call for Imperium - to show him how the people have missed him.
(Also I had been drinking quite a lot last night and it had me unaccountably in fits when I thought about it!
)
Some of you have guessed or know the identity of Asiatic. This man was a frequent poster on the forum when I first joined but, due to his inability to get swift service in the bar and the pressures of modern living, went into self imposed exile from the site.
Having recently emerged from the damp cave he has been sheltering in, and having met the man himself, I am now, through a system of psychological lures, trying to get him to put finger to keyboard once more. Therefore the call for Imperium - to show him how the people have missed him.
(Also I had been drinking quite a lot last night and it had me unaccountably in fits when I thought about it!
)
really now theres a surprise
Jan 15th 2007, 3:01 am
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