Originally Posted by StevieB (Post 4282673)

The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.

I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.

Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!

I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:

ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!

Originally Posted by karonious (Post 4282717)

Let us all bow down - because he is a GOD!!

Originally Posted by StevieB (Post 4282673)

The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.

I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.

Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!

I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:

ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!

Originally Posted by StevieB (Post 4282673)

The time has come for me to lay the basis of a new figurehead for the followers of this forum. Yes, an Asiatic Emperor.

I have recently had the great honor to meet the reclusive Asiatic, late of this forum, who had gone into self imposed exile, the better to understand the meaning of the world.

Having recently emerged from his seclusion, he is eager to reintegrate with society. A more pious individual one could never hope to meet. His sympathetic, almost empathic feelings for my daughter's deformities were astounding, you could hear him retching from across the room!

I would urge you all to call, nay clamour, for Asiatic to return and light our way in this dark hour of our Forum. Let all cry from every thread:

ASIATIC IMPERATOR!!!

Originally Posted by kev&sarah (Post 4284366)

StevieB

Please help cos I'm sorry hun but I just don't understand!!! :confused:

I'm in the middle of doing the ITA and brain is in meltdown :scared:

Sarah

Originally Posted by kwprwn (Post 4284380)

same here and I am not even doing an ITA

Dawn

Originally Posted by kev&sarah (Post 4284491)

So I'm not going mad then...... Phew :beer: :D :scared:

Originally Posted by kev&sarah (Post 4284491)

So I'm not going mad then...... Phew :beer: :D :scared:

Originally Posted by Am Loolah (Post 4284512)

Have my Miss Marple hat on and I conclude it's Poppets OH with the candlestick in the billiards room ...

Probably wrong???:cool:

Originally Posted by kev&sarah (Post 4284566)

Perhaps the lunatics have taken over the asylum!!!:D ;)

(in good company then, cos I lost the plot about a fortnight ago and not been able to find it since!!0

Off to bed. It might make more sense in the morning ..........:zzz: :confused: :scared:

Originally Posted by StevieB (Post 4284740)

OK guys, to explain:


(Also I had been drinking quite a lot last night and it had me unaccountably in fits when I thought about it!:o )

Originally Posted by poppets (Post 4284867)

you drinking never :rolleyes: really now theres a surprise:D