Anyone know this guy?
Sep 26th 2012, 10:37 am
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Re: Anyone know this guy?
It seems the medical staff were floundered by the whole experience...
Sep 26th 2012, 10:39 am
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I bet you twenty squids that he got it confused with a winkle. 
Sep 26th 2012, 10:45 am
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This man from Auckland had an eel
He called it Sonny Jim
He took it to the tepid baths
To see if it could swim
It swam to the bottom
It swam to the top
The man got excited
So he pulled it by its
Cocktail shandy
Fourpence a glass
If you don't like it
Shove it up your
Ask no questions tell no lies
I have seen a policeman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bugs are worse
That's the end of my little verse
He called it Sonny Jim
He took it to the tepid baths
To see if it could swim
It swam to the bottom
It swam to the top
The man got excited
So he pulled it by its
Cocktail shandy
Fourpence a glass
If you don't like it
Shove it up your
Ask no questions tell no lies
I have seen a policeman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bugs are worse
That's the end of my little verse
Last edited by Bo-Jangles; Sep 26th 2012 at 10:48 am.
Sep 26th 2012, 10:47 am
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Re: Anyone know this guy?
Cod only know where it went next.
Sep 26th 2012, 10:47 am
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At least it'll stop him playing bass guitar for a while.
He'd better get his skates on though, as he must have smelt awful.
He'd better get his skates on though, as he must have smelt awful.
Sep 26th 2012, 10:48 am
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Floundering now
Sep 26th 2012, 10:50 am
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He drives a turbot-charged car apparently. . .
Sep 26th 2012, 10:52 am
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Would plaice that type anywhere.
Sep 26th 2012, 10:53 am
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Sep 26th 2012, 10:54 am
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I'm wondering if it's all a load of pollocks?
Sep 26th 2012, 10:58 am
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I suppose if he does drive a turbot-charged car, at least he'll have plenty of paua. .
Sep 26th 2012, 11:03 am
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Whale oil be buggered. 
Sep 26th 2012, 11:12 am
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He was doing the hoki-cokey when it happened. Putting his left leg in and out too much I suppose. . .
I'm surprised Grayling hasn't posted yet?
I'm surprised Grayling hasn't posted yet?
Kippers your way.