Anyone know this guy?
Sep 25th 2012, 8:08 pm
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Anyone know this guy?
Sep 25th 2012, 8:15 pm
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made a slippery entry
Sep 25th 2012, 8:24 pm
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I now have a visual image of them trying to remove it
Thanks for giving me a giggle today
Sep 25th 2012, 9:46 pm
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One who had inserted a certain male part of his anatomy in a vacuum hose, he became erect, and couldn't get it out.
Sep 25th 2012, 10:39 pm
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poor eel 
Sep 26th 2012, 8:36 am
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Perhaps he invited friends over to his plaice? Eel not try that again!
. . . . .sorry, I'll get me coat. . . .
. . . . .sorry, I'll get me coat. . . .
Sep 26th 2012, 9:13 am
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I bet the doctors thought it was a reeely strange case...
Sep 26th 2012, 9:17 am
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I think he was dancing to some sole music at the time. . .
Sep 26th 2012, 9:28 am
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Came as quite a shock to him I expect, as he usually sits on his perch. . . .
Sep 26th 2012, 9:48 am
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There is a time and Plaice for this sort of thing!
Sep 26th 2012, 9:51 am
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A&E departments have a lot of odd things, the hospital I worked at had one chap with 12" of hosepipe in him, another with a large slug, (Animal not bullet)
One who had inserted a certain male part of his anatomy in a vacuum hose, he became erect, and couldn't get it out.
One who had inserted a certain male part of his anatomy in a vacuum hose, he became erect, and couldn't get it out.
Sep 26th 2012, 9:56 am
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Ever heard the expression, like a rat up a drain pipe.
I mean really why would you bother with such a little elver, they said it was only the size of a piece of asparagus.
I mean really why would you bother with such a little elver, they said it was only the size of a piece of asparagus.
Sep 26th 2012, 9:58 am
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You're probably right. Though I bet he carps on about it to his mates. They probably think he's talking cobblers. . .
Sep 26th 2012, 10:22 am
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It'll be like all them other fisherman's tales about the one that got away...... 
Sep 26th 2012, 10:32 am
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Good cod! I bet he had it surgically removed by a qualified sturgeon! he's a bit of a roughy, and has a mullet hairstyle so I hear. . .