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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz
(Post 8589384)
Tune in next week for how to change the toilet roll....
Ladies - How to inflate a tyre, Ladies - How to inflate a tyre II Ladies - How to inflate a tyre III, Ladies - How to Change a Lightbulb, and our most requested item: Ladies - Here's how the offside rule works.:lol: |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Macca67
(Post 8589887)
..............which will be followed by 'Ladies - Here's how to Fix a Toilet Seat', part of the best-selling series of 'Ladies' shows that also includes:
Ladies - How to inflate a tyre, Ladies - How to inflate a tyre II Ladies - How to inflate a tyre III, Ladies - How to Change a Lightbulb, and our most requested item: Ladies - Here's how the offside rule works.:lol: |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Bill_S
(Post 8589481)
No dishes for you to wash up... they're only thinking of you :wub:
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US
(Post 8590238)
If us ladies need to know any of that google is your friend.
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Macca67
(Post 8591291)
Blimey! You need to google 'how to change a lightbulb'?:lol:
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by traceym
(Post 8591392)
No we pass them to a man who holds them up to the fitting and then lets the world revolve around him until its in! ;)
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by MrEmjoy
(Post 8589319)
when it's hot, flatten the balls out and whack them on.
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Finally an answer to the age old dilemma: screw-top or bottle opener?
Answer: Neither - your beer should already be opened when she brings it to you. :D |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Macca67
(Post 8591291)
Blimey! You need to google 'how to change a lightbulb'?:lol:
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Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US
(Post 8592056)
Actually I did have to look up the instruction on getting the case off something so I could change a light blub inside... I know that is a novel idea, reading instructions ;)
"Instructions: One man's interpretation of how things should work." |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz
(Post 8592070)
Quoting DH
"Instructions: One man's interpretation of how things should work." Instructions: What you use kneel on or put those screws which don't seem to go anywhere. "It's only a bit wobbly" "Shes only going to be sleeping in it" |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
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Originally Posted by Manc
(Post 8588701)
breakfast of champions.
2 cups toasted flakes of flattened corn* 1 1/2 cup milk**. add in bowl. * substitute for porridge when nippy outside ** porridge will need hot milk. The REAL Breakfast of Champions. |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
the best and simplest recipe ever....
Cheese on toast: put toast on plate.. Add cheese... Bobs your uncle!! |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by SDDep
(Post 8603916)
the best and simplest recipe ever....
Cheese on toast: put toast on plate.. Add cheese... Bobs your uncle!! Let's make it even easier. Put bread in toaster oven, with cheese and turn 'on' Remove bread after a few minutes... now with magical tasty gooey cheese....and wait for cup of tea to magically appear... |
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Originally Posted by MrEmjoy
(Post 8604394)
Woah there...
Let's make it even easier. Put bread in toaster oven, with cheese and turn 'on' Remove bread after a few minutes... now with magical tasty gooey cheese....and wait for cup of tea to magically appear... Let's make it even easier. Ask wife/girlfriend/roommate to make you a sandwich or some toast. |
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