Mens Recipe thread...
 

Hello,

I'm sorry, just hard to start this, I've felt thoroughly sidelined in the "other" recipe thread...just kidding!

So for all us blokes (or maybe just me) who are budding Jamie Olivers or Gordon Ramseys, I'm starting a fancy recipe thread just for us...

I'll start out with my super fancy favorite:

U will need:

1. One can of Baked Beanz.

2. Bread.

|Directions:

Heat beans, toast bread...eh VOILA! a glorious meal packed with protein..

You are all very welcome that I shared that super secret family recipe..:p

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I've got a great one.

Ingredients

2 cups boiling water.
1 prepackage of Pot Noodle (chicken and mushroom)
1 little soy sauce packet

after boiling said water in the kettle.......
put water in pot noodle upto the designated line.
put soy sauce in.


and robert is your mothers brother.

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Super snazzy...nice one Manc..

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Ice Cubes

Ingredients:

Water (tap is fine)

Directions:

Put water in ice cube tray.

Place in freezer overnight.

Remove cubes from tray by bending tray, running under hot water or bashing on kitchen counter.

Ice cubes can be used for cooling drinks, dropping down peoples backs when they are not expecting it or can be wrapped in a cloth and applied to a bruise, burn or headache to provide instant cooling relief.

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breakfast of champions.


2 cups toasted flakes of flattened corn*
1 1/2 cup milk**.

add in bowl.



* substitute for porridge when nippy outside

** porridge will need hot milk.

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1 pizza delivery menu
1 telephone
1 six-pack beer of your choice (chilled)

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Another favourite...

10 pints beer of your choice
1 vindaloo
1 fridge
1 bog roll (jumbo sized)

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Wow, this must be advanced level.

I was thinking more like:

Ingredients:

Burger (McDonalds, Burger King etc)

Instructions:

1, Remove top bun and place on work surface.
2, Remove gherkin.
3, Replace bun.

Enjoy! :D

Re: Mens Recipe thread...
 

Im going to ask the Wife how to do these recipes, They all look to complicated.

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Splendid idea. Wives are good at looking to complicate.

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Isn't this Ice thingy what we ask our ladies to bring us when we're kicked back watching footie and our drinks need to be chilled?

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Good point!

Who ever came up with the idea of ruining a perfectly good burger by stickin a pickle on it? They should be shot....all that extra time we have to take removing it!!

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Fixed it for you. :)

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CHEESE. (Expensive good stuff.)

Remove from fridge, after 10pm.
Place on coffee table.
Pull lumps off.
Eat.
Drop as much as possible, rubbing well into carpet.
Go to bed leave cheese in situ.
Return in the morning to find the fairies have removed all trace of it.

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I'm boycotting this thread! :eek:

As of now!