Mens Recipe thread...
May 25th 2010 | 2:21 am
#1
Thread Starter
Not around much..
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,873
From: San Diego CA
Mens Recipe thread...
Hello,
I'm sorry, just hard to start this, I've felt thoroughly sidelined in the "other" recipe thread...just kidding!
So for all us blokes (or maybe just me) who are budding Jamie Olivers or Gordon Ramseys, I'm starting a fancy recipe thread just for us...
I'll start out with my super fancy favorite:
U will need:
1. One can of Baked Beanz.
2. Bread.
|Directions:
Heat beans, toast bread...eh VOILA! a glorious meal packed with protein..
You are all very welcome that I shared that super secret family recipe..
I'm sorry, just hard to start this, I've felt thoroughly sidelined in the "other" recipe thread...just kidding!
So for all us blokes (or maybe just me) who are budding Jamie Olivers or Gordon Ramseys, I'm starting a fancy recipe thread just for us...
I'll start out with my super fancy favorite:
U will need:
1. One can of Baked Beanz.
2. Bread.
|Directions:
Heat beans, toast bread...eh VOILA! a glorious meal packed with protein..
You are all very welcome that I shared that super secret family recipe..
May 25th 2010 | 2:29 am
#2
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 21,886
From: Missouri
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
I've got a great one.
Ingredients
2 cups boiling water.
1 prepackage of Pot Noodle (chicken and mushroom)
1 little soy sauce packet
after boiling said water in the kettle.......
put water in pot noodle upto the designated line.
put soy sauce in.
and robert is your mothers brother.
Ingredients
2 cups boiling water.
1 prepackage of Pot Noodle (chicken and mushroom)
1 little soy sauce packet
after boiling said water in the kettle.......
put water in pot noodle upto the designated line.
put soy sauce in.
and robert is your mothers brother.
May 25th 2010 | 2:37 am
#3
Thread Starter
Not around much..
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,873
From: San Diego CA
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
I've got a great one.
Ingredients
2 cups boiling water.
1 prepackage of Pot Noodle (chicken and mushroom)
1 little soy sauce packet
after boiling said water in the kettle.......
put water in pot noodle upto the designated line.
put soy sauce in.
and robert is your mothers brother.
Ingredients
2 cups boiling water.
1 prepackage of Pot Noodle (chicken and mushroom)
1 little soy sauce packet
after boiling said water in the kettle.......
put water in pot noodle upto the designated line.
put soy sauce in.
and robert is your mothers brother.
May 25th 2010 | 2:47 am
#4
Chocoholic !
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,324
From: Houston, TX - Officially Not Shit since 2009
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Ice Cubes
Ingredients:
Water (tap is fine)
Directions:
Put water in ice cube tray.
Place in freezer overnight.
Remove cubes from tray by bending tray, running under hot water or bashing on kitchen counter.
Ice cubes can be used for cooling drinks, dropping down peoples backs when they are not expecting it or can be wrapped in a cloth and applied to a bruise, burn or headache to provide instant cooling relief.
Ingredients:
Water (tap is fine)
Directions:
Put water in ice cube tray.
Place in freezer overnight.
Remove cubes from tray by bending tray, running under hot water or bashing on kitchen counter.
Ice cubes can be used for cooling drinks, dropping down peoples backs when they are not expecting it or can be wrapped in a cloth and applied to a bruise, burn or headache to provide instant cooling relief.
May 25th 2010 | 2:51 am
#5
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 21,886
From: Missouri
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
breakfast of champions.
2 cups toasted flakes of flattened corn*
1 1/2 cup milk**.
add in bowl.
* substitute for porridge when nippy outside
** porridge will need hot milk.
2 cups toasted flakes of flattened corn*
1 1/2 cup milk**.
add in bowl.
* substitute for porridge when nippy outside
** porridge will need hot milk.
May 25th 2010 | 3:11 am
#6
Septic Sprout
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,002
From: Shanghai
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
1 pizza delivery menu
1 telephone
1 six-pack beer of your choice (chilled)
1 telephone
1 six-pack beer of your choice (chilled)
May 25th 2010 | 3:12 am
#7
Septic Sprout
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,002
From: Shanghai
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Another favourite...
10 pints beer of your choice
1 vindaloo
1 fridge
1 bog roll (jumbo sized)
10 pints beer of your choice
1 vindaloo
1 fridge
1 bog roll (jumbo sized)
May 25th 2010 | 3:12 am
#8
Forum Regular
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 236
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Wow, this must be advanced level.
I was thinking more like:
Ingredients:
Burger (McDonalds, Burger King etc)
Instructions:
1, Remove top bun and place on work surface.
2, Remove gherkin.
3, Replace bun.
Enjoy!
I was thinking more like:
Ingredients:
Burger (McDonalds, Burger King etc)
Instructions:
1, Remove top bun and place on work surface.
2, Remove gherkin.
3, Replace bun.
Enjoy!
Last edited by srefre; May 25th 2010 at 3:42 am.
May 25th 2010 | 3:54 am
#9
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 10,549
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Im going to ask the Wife how to do these recipes, They all look to complicated.
Last edited by Ka Ora!; May 25th 2010 at 4:23 am.
May 25th 2010 | 4:08 am
#11
Thread Starter
Not around much..
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,873
From: San Diego CA
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Ice Cubes
Ingredients:
Water (tap is fine)
Directions:
Put water in ice cube tray.
Place in freezer overnight.
Remove cubes from tray by bending tray, running under hot water or bashing on kitchen counter.
Ice cubes can be used for cooling drinks, dropping down peoples backs when they are not expecting it or can be wrapped in a cloth and applied to a bruise, burn or headache to provide instant cooling relief.
Ingredients:
Water (tap is fine)
Directions:
Put water in ice cube tray.
Place in freezer overnight.
Remove cubes from tray by bending tray, running under hot water or bashing on kitchen counter.
Ice cubes can be used for cooling drinks, dropping down peoples backs when they are not expecting it or can be wrapped in a cloth and applied to a bruise, burn or headache to provide instant cooling relief.
May 25th 2010 | 4:10 am
#12
Thread Starter
Not around much..
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,873
From: San Diego CA
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
Who ever came up with the idea of ruining a perfectly good burger by stickin a pickle on it? They should be shot....all that extra time we have to take removing it!!
May 25th 2010 | 4:20 am
#13
Septic Sprout
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,002
From: Shanghai
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
May 25th 2010 | 5:03 am
#14
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,730
From: Silicone Valley
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
CHEESE. (Expensive good stuff.)
Remove from fridge, after 10pm.
Place on coffee table.
Pull lumps off.
Eat.
Drop as much as possible, rubbing well into carpet.
Go to bed leave cheese in situ.
Return in the morning to find the fairies have removed all trace of it.
Remove from fridge, after 10pm.
Place on coffee table.
Pull lumps off.
Eat.
Drop as much as possible, rubbing well into carpet.
Go to bed leave cheese in situ.
Return in the morning to find the fairies have removed all trace of it.
May 25th 2010 | 5:45 am
#15
Sleepless In Chicago
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,601
From: Chicago.
Re: Mens Recipe thread...
I'm boycotting this thread! 
As of now!
As of now!
