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I was out for lunch with some Americans and ordered a root beer, one of the women said, "Oh, I didn't think Australians liked root beer." British, Aus and SA accents do have that different intonation to the US accent.
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The one thing that was not specified in this American layout and which threw the Italians was "THE BIDET".
They (Americans) needed to have the master bath - the family bathroom - the half bath and even a fully fitted utility room - but nowhere was a bidet ever mentioned.
They (Americans) needed to have the master bath - the family bathroom - the half bath and even a fully fitted utility room - but nowhere was a bidet ever mentioned.
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I have never used a bidet in my life. I wouldn't even know how to properly use it. I've seen them in quite a few House Hunters International (a show here for people looking for homes outside the US) and I've wondered how you actually use it? Does it come with some pictures so you know how to get the right 'hover/squat' over it? Hmmm..I bet it would work great as a cooler - put some ice in it and some beer and the OH could got in there and grab one when he wants. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I have never used a bidet in my life. I wouldn't even know how to properly use it. I've seen them in quite a few House Hunters International (a show here for people looking for homes outside the US) and I've wondered how you actually use it? Does it come with some pictures so you know how to get the right 'hover/squat' over it? Hmmm..I bet it would work great as a cooler - put some ice in it and some beer and the OH could got in there and grab one when he wants. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I think they're jolly useful.
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The first time I ever saw one was when I was in hospital after having my DD...they told me to use it to help "clean and soothe" myself..
Yep, I was the pleb that was stood there for 10 minutes just looking at it thinking wtf..![Blink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/blink.gif)
finally someone came in and told me what to do..
(and I tell you what it was a ahhhhhh moment)..
Yep, I was the pleb that was stood there for 10 minutes just looking at it thinking wtf..
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finally someone came in and told me what to do..
(and I tell you what it was a ahhhhhh moment)..
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Well, as interesting as it sounds, I would never use a towel on my bum that somebody else has. There is no way that a bidet gets rid of all residue, and the thought of sharing 'residue' on a towel makes me cringe.
Besides, given my lack of balance & coordination, there is no way I'd be able to sit astride the thing while wearing jeans/pants without falling in somehow and managing to soak myself. I honestly don't see how someone wearing pants could straddle it w/out completely removing your pants from at least one leg, but what do I know since I'm an unenlightened American.
Besides, given my lack of balance & coordination, there is no way I'd be able to sit astride the thing while wearing jeans/pants without falling in somehow and managing to soak myself. I honestly don't see how someone wearing pants could straddle it w/out completely removing your pants from at least one leg, but what do I know since I'm an unenlightened American.
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Well, as interesting as it sounds, I would never use a towel on my bum that somebody else has. There is no way that a bidet gets rid of all residue, and the thought of sharing 'residue' on a towel makes me cringe.
Besides, given my lack of balance & coordination, there is no way I'd be able to sit astride the thing while wearing jeans/pants without falling in somehow and managing to soak myself. I honestly don't see how someone wearing pants could straddle it w/out completely removing your pants from at least one leg, but what do I know since I'm an unenlightened American.
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