Too easy, don't even need Google. Lucozade, Daley Thompson.

I have been to bed, honest

Missed out again last night, had a few glasses of champers and hit the hay at 9.30 a typically exciting night in suburban Australia.

I'm going for a soft drink, mouth too scorched by eating pizza under the influence to have any of the hard stuff.

There ya go, Marmalade - is that ok?

3 points

Thanks very much, great start to a Sunday morning

Can I have a blackcurrant juice please, with a packet of worcestershire crisps please. Too early for the heavy drinks yet as it's still breakfast time

No problem, Marmalade, glad you enjoyed it!

Blackcurrent coming up - it's been quiet in here I think - which I s'pose is good 'cos I ain't really been bartending tonight!

oooh btw, the worcestershire sauce crisps have just started me thinking - just fancy a tomato juice with worcestershire sauce, must buy some when i go shopping

Hmm, i love worcester sauce crisps, but prawn are better. Yesterday i went to Fremantle and was at a store that sold UK crisps. Every flavour there except prawn
Makes me realise the how deprived we are of flavours here, criminal

IS THIS THE BAR ????????????????????

PUB ?

AWWW shite - have I missed last orders ? It's only 11.07 here and I know damn well that the Uk is one hour behind me. What happened to the bell and lock-ins?

Shocking isn't it, I've had to pick the lock to get in
I'll leave the money under the mat, cos I'm desperate for a pint of cider

I best stick to Diet Coke. I am in a particulary bad mood today and things would rapidly go downhill..lol
Saying that i have never been a nasty drunk. I get all soppy and fall asleep

Long time since I was drunk, but wen I was I'd go deaf and tell people I loved them

Ahhh... so you are one of those blokes in the pub that go deaf when its your round

Pardon??