I'm not too sure about all this chav stuff, must have been away from the homeland for too long or something, however, apparently i'm 33% chav, and I'm led to believe this isn't a good thing! :scared:

How about the rest of you?

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

Apparently I'm a 'Potential Chav' - at 41% Chav! :scared:

18% but I think it was for gurlies with the lipstick and stiletto questions. Still, I tried to answer as truthfully as possible.

What's a Croydon facelift when it's at home?

31%. Dread to think what a Croydon Facelift is so said no.

Maybe it's hair all pulled back?

Just 10% chav here!

OMG :scared: Shelly the Chav
36%
The kids will never want to be seen with me again

31% chav, must have been those white stilettos I wore in the 1980's that did it!!!

28% Chav and I don't know if I'm happy about that or not.

Sallyanne is correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_facelift

I'm relieved to see that it doesn't involve a knife, two cuts to the side of the mouth and a swift kick in the testicles.

I'm 23%

21% - I think admitting I bought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party did it. lololol

13% for me.

15% for me. Never did like white stillettos prefer black and said no to the Croydon face lift, it is probably a slap up the chops.

10% only, it was the white stilletoes that did it. I had to wear them with my white mini dress.

28%. So is "Chav" the new "Essex Boy"?