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Old Oct 14th 2008, 2:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum
Do they increase the size?? Remind me to stop wearing them
Thankfully I don't need them. As cabin crew say when checking seat belts "Nice and Tight Down There Madam"
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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
I'm eating a chocloate willy at the mo, fancy sharing
Only if it's dark chocolate.
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Only if it's dark chocolate.
Why, cause they're bigger
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Old Oct 14th 2008, 2:21 pm
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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
Why, cause they're bigger
ROFLMAO...

As my 10 yr old daughter once said when we parked along side a BMW " Oh look...thats a black mans willy"
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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
Why, cause they're bigger
Yep, like black jelly babies
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ROFLMAO...

As my 10 yr old daughter once said when we parked along side a BMW " Oh look...thats a black mans willy"
What!! the car looked like a black mans willy?

There you go Crystal, get yourself a BMW to chew on
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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
There you go Crystal, get yourself a BMW to chew on

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Old Oct 14th 2008, 2:26 pm
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How the hell has this thread gone from hen's fannies to black cocks in 23 posts.

I'll check back in half an hour to see where it's got to then. Off to find some gold for my fairy garden
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Yeah right, that's what she tells us Flea..

she has gone to play with her big knobbly black plastic toy


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Yeah right, that's what she tells us Flea..

she has gone to play with her big knobbly black plastic toy


Dirty mare


In the shape of a BMW (Black Mans Willy)


Anyway... back to the point please... anyone??
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Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum


In the shape of a BMW (Black Mans Willy)


Anyway... back to the point please... anyone??
Eggs with points? thats a new one

Its something thats buged me for the last five years actually - why are their eggs so small here? A two-egg omelette now takes about 5 eggs to make! And they have the cheek to sell them as "large"
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Default Re: British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!

Originally Posted by Pollyana
Eggs with points? thats a new one

Its something thats buged me for the last five years actually - why are their eggs so small here? A two-egg omelette now takes about 5 eggs to make! And they have the cheek to sell them as "large"
I know! I opened a box of "jumbo" eggs once. What an anti climax that was!

And never mind the size, whats with the insipid pale colour?
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I bought some eggs at Tescos recently and the box said 'Big and British'. Just like me And I don't even have a BMW

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Default Re: British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
Yeah right, that's what she tells us Flea..

she has gone to play with her big knobbly black plastic toy


Dirty mare

OI Anyway it's broken.

Dirty Mare eh? I'm far too polite to repeat on a public forum what you said to me and Tracy the other night. Glad I'd finished eating

Anyway back to eggs. Yes I agree they are absolutely tiny here. 800g jumbo eggs - scales must be wrong
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