British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!
Oct 15th 2008, 1:45 am
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British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!
Well we might not beat the Aussies in sport and blow arsing, but i can officially declare that British hens undoubtedly produce bigger better quality eggs. Are their fannies bigger? 
I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.
I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
Oct 15th 2008, 1:49 am
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Re: British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!
Well we might not beat the Aussies in sport and blow arsing, but i can officially declare that British hens undoubtedly produce bigger better quality eggs. Are their fannies bigger? I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.
I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
I prefer to talk about cocks, but there you go.
I don't like eggs, so sorry Flea can't help you there
Oct 15th 2008, 1:51 am
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Re: British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!
Well we might not beat the Aussies in sport and blow arsing, but i can officially declare that British hens undoubtedly produce bigger better quality eggs. Are their fannies bigger? I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.
I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
I mean, ours eggs are twice the size of Aussie ones!! More orange, and better tasting too. I had the misfortune to have 2 aussie eggs for breakfast at the local cafe this morning. Good god! What insipid, pale, and SMALL excuses they were.I want to know what causes this phenomenum.
peeing myself laughing visualising the big fanny!
Oct 15th 2008, 1:52 am
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Re: British Hens Have Bigger Fannies Than Aussie Hens!
Trust you!!
Well there sure are more cocks in Australia, but i am not sure whether British ones are bigger or not
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Oct 15th 2008, 1:57 am
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(edit: there was one guy that was huge though, oh wait a minute you meant the feathered variety..........never mind)
Oct 15th 2008, 1:59 am
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Well GTG, this old bird with the wee fanny needs to get her beauty rest
Oct 15th 2008, 2:09 am
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