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Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:26 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759093)
I think you'd make a wonderful boss...

Thank you. Unfortunately I don't have any positions available for Lebanese Line Dancers..I will keep your details on file however

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:28 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6759110)
Thank you. Unfortunately I don't have any positions available for Lebanese Line Dancers..I will keep your details on file however

Just say you prefer UK/US educated...It softens the blow...

Madam Medusa Sep 7th 2008 6:29 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759116)
Just say you prefer UK/US educated...It softens the blow...

she can't, she's worried you might fall under that category...

MM, xx

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:31 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6759122)
she can't, she's worried you might fall under that category...

MM, xx

You mean she'd rather be branded as a racist...That's racist...

Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:33 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759116)
Just say you prefer UK/US educated...It softens the blow...


I have no preference- I am not racist

Perhaps you have more skills....line dancing isn't hitting it these days.

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:35 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6759130)
I have no preference- I am not racist

Perhaps you have more skills....line dancing isn't hitting it these days.

Alright...How about if I do all my communications and correspondences in iambic pentametre???

Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:36 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759135)
Alright...How about if I do all my communications and correspondences in iambic pentametre???


Dithyrambs??

Pays more- 'specially with a Richard Burton accent

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:38 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6759138)
Dithyrambs??

Pays more- 'specially with a Richard Burton accent

Do you also want bird's milk for breakfast???

Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:39 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 
[QUOTE=Confucius;6759142]Do you also want bird's milk for breakfast???

Come to my office!





Now. Wear a toga!

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:40 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 
[QUOTE=Eva;6759145]

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759142)
Do you also want bird's milk for breakfast???

Come to my office!





Now. Wear a toga!

You sexist pig!!!
Say please and I'm there...

Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:42 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 
[QUOTE=Confucius;6759148]

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6759145)
You sexist pig!!!
Say please and I'm there...


Haahahahahahhaahaa

Sometimes I think you stand in the sun too long, Musicman.

Confucius Sep 7th 2008 6:44 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 6759149)

Haahahahahahhaahaa

Sometimes I think you stand in the sun too long, Musicman.

Not long enough...

Eva Sep 7th 2008 6:48 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6759154)
Not long enough...

Well that's not a bad thing.One can get too much UVA in a day

AlmostPregnant Sep 7th 2008 7:35 pm

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by cmhannan (Post 6754725)
How do I send a pm?

Can't use a pen, can't write a thing.

C350AMG Sep 8th 2008 3:53 am

Re: What do you have to do to get a job around here?
 

Originally Posted by cmhannan (Post 6750346)
I am at my wits end! I came here because my husband got a good job. In the UK I was a highly respected teacher, but here...nada!

My friends who live here and work as teachers all said that I would be 'instantly snapped up'. They said that there is a shortage good of teachers. Ha!

I have 15 years experience in the classroom, have been subject leader, have a Masters degree in TESL, have a proven track record at tertiary level (my recent A-Level cohort all got As and Bs)...and still nothing!!!

I have sent my cv to every college and even had quite a positive (I thought) interview at one college and I AM STILL UNEMPLOYED!!!

Is there somebody out there who will give me a job?

ALDAR Acadamies are are looking for British Qualified Teachers in Abu Dhabi, They only employ british qualified teachers. My wife has just started working there. if you are interested, PM me and I will give you details.


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