Originally Posted by Singlemom

Subject: New Viruses . . .


Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your
computer, each time you turn it on.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves... but will be back!

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
Windows.

Originally Posted by Face81

American viruses eh? They always have to do things differently. :p :D :beer:

Originally Posted by Singlemom

Guess so...Face!! :D