Viruses!
Feb 8th 2005, 6:55 am
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Viruses!
Subject: New Viruses . . .
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your
computer, each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves... but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
Windows.
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your
computer, each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves... but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
Windows.
Feb 8th 2005, 7:00 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Subject: New Viruses . . .
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your
computer, each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves... but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
Windows.
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your
computer, each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves... but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
Windows.
xx
Feb 8th 2005, 7:02 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
LOL Great Sm...welcome back xx
xxWhere have you been??
Feb 8th 2005, 7:05 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Where have you been??
I am always around Sm never fear
Feb 8th 2005, 7:06 am
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Re: Viruses!
looool
Very funny
How are you this morning?
I'm going to buy a bicycle today
Very funny
How are you this morning?
I'm going to buy a bicycle today
Feb 8th 2005, 7:07 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
I am always around Sm never fear
Thanx to the i Mate
Feb 8th 2005, 7:10 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
looool
Very funny
How are you this morning?
I'm going to buy a bicycle today
Very funny
How are you this morning?
I'm going to buy a bicycle today
Great!!
finally made it to work!
spent the morning at Internet city getting paper work done,,with a hyper 2 year old!
Feb 8th 2005, 7:12 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Great!!
finally made it to work!
spent the morning at Internet city getting paper work done,,with a hyper 2 year old!
finally made it to work!
spent the morning at Internet city getting paper work done,,with a hyper 2 year old!
Feb 8th 2005, 7:13 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
No nany again?
She's flying in tonight from KISH island!
Feb 8th 2005, 7:14 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Nope!
She's flying in tonight from KISH island!
She's flying in tonight from KISH island!
Feb 8th 2005, 7:15 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
and the hyper one is still with you?
my poor neighbours....god bless them!!I owe them a month of romatic dinners..and I'll watch the kids!!
Feb 8th 2005, 7:19 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
my poor neighbours....god bless them!!I owe them a month of romatic dinners..and I'll watch the kids!!
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids
Feb 8th 2005, 7:23 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
Its really nice from them
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids
Haha that was well volunteered Nabs good on you LOL
How many kids is that Sm....5, 6, 7 or 8 LOL
Hope you are good at babysitting Nabs.
Feb 8th 2005, 7:24 am
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Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
Its really nice from them
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids
HOw much do you pay per hour??
Feb 8th 2005, 7:30 am
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Re: Viruses!
Noooooooooooooooooooo :scared:
The dinner is on me, but Singlemom stil has to do the babysitting
The dinner is on me, but Singlemom stil has to do the babysitting